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22 June, 2006 at 9:04 am #4441
My hubby was so romantic and said he would take me out next friday night and i got all excited! Now he tells me if England win the next match Sunday they will be playing FRIDAY NIGHT and cant take me out how do i make him want to come out with me and not footie??????
He cant see why im pi55ed off with him as its “only every 4 years” but i work friday nights and this is my last 1 off this year GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MEN!!! :evil: :lol:
22 June, 2006 at 9:09 am #227484Hi Becky, Mr Friendly here!
Just be grateful you are married to a ‘real man’ and not an egg chaser.
C’mon ENGLAND 8)
22 June, 2006 at 9:14 am #227485Eggsactly. There’s no way on Earth you’ll convince him to do owt else while our brave chaps are engaged in a titanic quarter final tussle for glory. Concentrate instead on making the evening as pleasurable as possible for him. If you nag, I’d say he has every right to lock you outside the house for a couple of hours.
22 June, 2006 at 9:30 am #227486If she is a dutiful wife, then she should make sure that he has a hearty meal before the match starts, and that the fridge is well stocked with sufficiently chilled tinnies of his favourite tipple. During the match she can busy herself with household chores (as long as it is not hoovering) if she can’t sit with him and make suitable comments at appropriate times. Such as “That was never offside ref!” or “Darling, can I refill your glass?”
C’mon ENGLAND :D
22 June, 2006 at 10:13 am #227487Eggzactly !!! Oh and don’t forget Becky, there is a half time break. A quarter of an hour should be just enough time for you to ”do something nice” for him so that he is suitably relaxed to enjoy the second half of the game.
FFS – what is it with women these days. Moan moan moan, all they want to do is to go out and spend their husband’s hard earned cash. Settle down at home and do something for him for a change !!! You could even try baking a cake – if you can cook at all that is.
22 June, 2006 at 10:13 am #227488@The Observer wrote:
If she is a dutiful wife, then she should make sure that he has a hearty meal before the match starts, and that the fridge is well stocked with sufficiently chilled tinnies of his favourite tipple. During the match she can busy herself with household chores (as long as it is not hoovering) if she can’t sit with him and make suitable comments at appropriate times. Such as “That was never offside ref!” or “Darling, can I refill your glass?”
C’mon ENGLAND :D
I agree wholeheartedly – perhaps at half time – if it’s on ITV and during the adverts – he might allow you to give him a BJ
Make it quick though , he can’t miss the start of the 2nd half
Some women don’t know they are born these days !!!
22 June, 2006 at 10:25 am #227489So what you are saying Drivel, is that it could be a game of three halves:
C’mon ENGLAND – C’mon BECKY – C’mon ENGLAND :lol:
C’mon Becky, lets be having you…..Where are you!!!????
22 June, 2006 at 10:28 am #227490@The Observer wrote:
So what you are saying Drivel, is that it could be a game of three halves:
C’mon ENGLAND – C’mon BECKY – C’mon ENGLAND :lol:
C’mon Becky, lets be having you…..Where are you!!!????
Well if you are right, she couldn’t cheer England on at half time as she would be otherwise occupied !!!
22 June, 2006 at 10:30 am #227491@forumhostpb wrote:
@The Observer wrote:
So what you are saying Drivel, is that it could be a game of three halves:
C’mon ENGLAND – C’mon BECKY – C’mon ENGLAND :lol:
C’mon Becky, lets be having you…..Where are you!!!????
Well if you are right, she couldn’t cheer England on at half time as she would be otherwise occupied !!!
If she still wants a bit of romance, I suppose she could ask him to stroke her hair during the interval. That would be a nice gesture!
22 June, 2006 at 10:50 am #227492Becky the ultimate answer is IF england win lol……the thing is i am still in the same house as me ex grrrrrrrrr and he is not a terrace hooligan but an armchair one ffs and the language wellll would make a sailors toes curl up :roll: :roll:
right lookin fer a football free place to go on sunday lol……..any suggestions???? be nice now ………. :wink: :wink: or dont even mind football praps wot i really mean is an ex free zone :roll: :wink: :lol:
hugssssssssss xxxxx
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