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11 May, 2008 at 4:46 pm #335146
@Man in Beds wrote:
@prettypink wrote:
@bat wrote:
@sword wrote:
Sorry you’re wrong. There is footy tomorrow (and today), then the play off finals and FA Cup, then the European Cup on May 21 and the Euro Championships before we get back to business in August.
WHAT?????????? Oh FFS. I am SICK TO DEATH of pissing bloody football!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:Yepp me two…. and when its on ITV midweek in place of corrie etc Grrrrr, hate it!!!!!
Geee, how sad. You lot like either footie ( or any other kind of “sport” on telly or are glued to the box watchings blimming soaps. Some of you are even worse and watch both, I wonder how you find time going into JC.
I hope you’ve noticed that I didn’t say WORK as I know that word alone brings you lot out in you convulsions.Just for the record MIBS, I HATE footie and I HATE soaps too. Can,t stand em.
12 May, 2008 at 8:28 am #335147@bat wrote:
@Man in Beds wrote:
@prettypink wrote:
@bat wrote:
@sword wrote:
Sorry you’re wrong. There is footy tomorrow (and today), then the play off finals and FA Cup, then the European Cup on May 21 and the Euro Championships before we get back to business in August.
WHAT?????????? Oh FFS. I am SICK TO DEATH of pissing bloody football!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:Yepp me two…. and when its on ITV midweek in place of corrie etc Grrrrr, hate it!!!!!
Geee, how sad. You lot like either footie ( or any other kind of “sport” on telly or are glued to the box watchings blimming soaps. Some of you are even worse and watch both, I wonder how you find time going into JC.
I hope you’ve noticed that I didn’t say WORK as I know that word alone brings you lot out in you convulsions.Just for the record MIBS, I HATE footie and I HATE soaps too. Can,t stand em.
I bet you HATE SEX as well
12 May, 2008 at 9:49 am #335148@Man in Beds wrote:
@bat wrote:
@Man in Beds wrote:
@prettypink wrote:
@bat wrote:
@sword wrote:
Sorry you’re wrong. There is footy tomorrow (and today), then the play off finals and FA Cup, then the European Cup on May 21 and the Euro Championships before we get back to business in August.
WHAT?????????? Oh FFS. I am SICK TO DEATH of pissing bloody football!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:Yepp me two…. and when its on ITV midweek in place of corrie etc Grrrrr, hate it!!!!!
Geee, how sad. You lot like either footie ( or any other kind of “sport” on telly or are glued to the box watchings blimming soaps. Some of you are even worse and watch both, I wonder how you find time going into JC.
I hope you’ve noticed that I didn’t say WORK as I know that word alone brings you lot out in you convulsions.Just for the record MIBS, I HATE footie and I HATE soaps too. Can,t stand em.
I bet you HATE SEX as well
How did you guess? :lol: :lol: Well I mean what is there to like exactly eh? All you blokes do is go red in the face give a quick gasp and that,s it, all over before we,ve even got started. You have to be given bloody sat nav to find out where everything is anyway, and even then you get it wrong. :roll: :roll: :roll:
12 May, 2008 at 10:27 am #335149Yes well if your lot was more efficiently organised and better designed, we wouldn’t get all this bloody criticism would we?
Fact is that we can get it all over and done with in time to get back to the TV for Part 2 of whatever programme we were watching, whilst your lot haven’t decided which centre chocolate to eat next.
12 May, 2008 at 1:02 pm #335150@bat wrote:
@Man in Beds wrote:
@bat wrote:
@Man in Beds wrote:
@prettypink wrote:
@bat wrote:
@sword wrote:
Sorry you’re wrong. There is footy tomorrow (and today), then the play off finals and FA Cup, then the European Cup on May 21 and the Euro Championships before we get back to business in August.
WHAT?????????? Oh FFS. I am SICK TO DEATH of pissing bloody football!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:Yepp me two…. and when its on ITV midweek in place of corrie etc Grrrrr, hate it!!!!!
Geee, how sad. You lot like either footie ( or any other kind of “sport” on telly or are glued to the box watchings blimming soaps. Some of you are even worse and watch both, I wonder how you find time going into JC.
I hope you’ve noticed that I didn’t say WORK as I know that word alone brings you lot out in you convulsions.Just for the record MIBS, I HATE footie and I HATE soaps too. Can,t stand em.
I bet you HATE SEX as well
How did you guess? :lol: :lol: Well I mean what is there to like exactly eh? All you blokes do is go red in the face give a quick gasp and that,s it, all over before we,ve even got started. You have to be given bloody sat nav to find out where everything is anyway, and even then you get it wrong. :roll: :roll: :roll:
lmao @ that. :lol: :lol:
12 May, 2008 at 2:33 pm #335151@forumhostpb wrote:
Yes well if your lot was more efficiently organised and better designed, we wouldn’t get all this bloody criticism would we?
Fact is that we can get it all over and done with in time to get back to the TV for Part 2 of whatever programme we were watching, whilst your lot haven’t decided which centre chocolate to eat next.
Excuses excuses. :lol: The fact is, it wouldn’t matter if we stuck bloody great labels on everything and put X marks the spot and gave you a bloody AA road atlas, you,d still get lost. And yes we KNOW you get it all over with quickly. Talk about 0-60 in 10 seconds. Jeez. :roll: :roll: :roll:
12 May, 2008 at 2:57 pm #335152@bat wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Yes well if your lot was more efficiently organised and better designed, we wouldn’t get all this bloody criticism would we?
Fact is that we can get it all over and done with in time to get back to the TV for Part 2 of whatever programme we were watching, whilst your lot haven’t decided which centre chocolate to eat next.
Excuses excuses. :lol: The fact is, it wouldn’t matter if we stuck bloody great labels on everything and put X marks the spot and gave you a bloody AA road atlas, you,d still get lost. And yes we KNOW you get it all over with quickly. Talk about 0-60 in 10 seconds. Jeez. :roll: :roll: :roll:
Quite so … but this is simply a testament to the efficiency with which men are designed.
WE don’t need labels; …. WE don’t dither and hum and haw;…. WE don’t have to make our minds up whether to have a headache or not; …. WE just hget on with it in a timely and efficient manner. Job done – nuff said.
No wonder women always boast about their ability to multi-task – this is simply because they can’t make their minds up what to do next.
12 May, 2008 at 3:53 pm #335153lol Bat u make me crease up lol have u ever thought of directing your man in the art of love making or sex lol it can be a fulfilling experience for one and all u know, i read that somewhere :?
12 May, 2008 at 4:15 pm #335154@bat wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Yes well if your lot was more efficiently organised and better designed, we wouldn’t get all this bloody criticism would we?
Fact is that we can get it all over and done with in time to get back to the TV for Part 2 of whatever programme we were watching, whilst your lot haven’t decided which centre chocolate to eat next.
Excuses excuses. :lol: The fact is, it wouldn’t matter if we stuck bloody great labels on everything and put X marks the spot and gave you a bloody AA road atlas, you,d still get lost. And yes we KNOW you get it all over with quickly. Talk about 0-60 in 10 seconds. Jeez. :roll: :roll: :roll:
10 seconds? you wish, babes, you wish.
12 May, 2008 at 4:29 pm #335155@(f)politics? wrote:
lol Bat u make me crease up lol have u ever thought of directing your man in the art of love making or sex lol it can be a fulfilling experience for one and all u know, i read that somewhere :?
But Poli thats the whole point hun. You give then directions, a map, and a bloody compass and they STILL can,t get it right, ffs. And did I read right PB? Timely and efficient manner?? PFFTTT! There,s nothing efficient about lasting less than 10 seconds is there ffs. Thats probably why you blokes don,t have the time to hum and haw. You,ve spent what energy you did have trying to get it started in the first place. Then you go down a one way street, end up at a dead end and run out of soddin petrol!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
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