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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
“Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’
The boy turns, and whispers back,
‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: typical man eh susie :lol: :lol: :lol:
lol like it
why call it a family pack tho lol thats poor advertisment lol
When I first saw this post i thought it was about something totally different and very nearly let out some of my secrets! 8)
go on eve you know ya wanna post yours and ill post mine :)
christ your head is stuck so far up your own arse isn’t it susie? eh? you google stuff, you stuff friends who have spent time on the phone till the early hours? eh? you gonna deny it? you google all this ‘profound’ stuff – pathetic – oh, and btw I did email martin to say I was gonna be better off in the lobby than in here – shame he took no notice – but, you, susie make me want to puke! As for the rest of you who have all told me how much you hate each other and are now pretending to like each other (no, I won’t say who, cos actually, I am a quite a nice person) – stuff you n all! nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr – you know who you are!
Funny….I thought this thread started with a joke….did I miss the profound bit?
I missed the ‘profound’ too! I just saw the ‘humerous’ :shock:
Anc – I burried the hatchet with you a long time ago – but you are beginning to remind me exactly why I disliked you!!!
You are a very bitter woman .. very!!!! You cant help but keep venting …. and you are the one that proclaims to be ‘above it all’ I really dont know what Susie has done to warrant your continual pops at her – and to be honest – I dont give a shyte! She at least has the decorum to bite her lip and not drag personal cr ap onto here for all to see …… something you would do well to consider – because the only person right now whos looking like they have their head up their arze …. is you!!!!
As for not naming names – is that cos you cant? You just think its a way of getting ppl to interact? Tugging the strings in the hopes ppl will wanna pm you for the gossip??? I for one have never been shy of making it clear who i like and who I dont – same goes for most users of JC – both in the rooms and on the boards!
I tolerated you for the sake of the room …….. I spoke to you when you had concerns regarding a mutual ‘friend’ …… thats as far as my tolerance goes!
I recall in an earlier post you commenting on ‘being better’ than some at the meet because you spoke well? For the record I have a very broad accent – I speak with a derbys dialect etc – but I have a far better set of morals and values than yourself ….. If you wanna play the ‘i have it all and I’m better than you’ card – pick yourself up out that gutter you have fallen into of late – brush yaself down and plz try and regain some dignity before its too late and the ppl who still like you – wake up and smell the venom!!!!
This is just a lighthearted Joke thread, not the what makes u puke thread?
I have never heard or seen Susie being 2 faced in any way and , unlike some, she keeps her private life out of things except when others drag it in.
@boojangle wrote:
I missed the ‘profound’ too! I just saw the ‘humerous’ :shock:
Anc – I burried the hatchet with you a long time ago – but you are beginning to remind me exactly why I disliked you!!!
You are a very bitter woman .. very!!!! You cant help but keep venting …. and you are the one that proclaims to be ‘above it all’ I really know what Susie has done to warrant your continual pops at her – and to be honest – I dont give a shyte! She at least has the decorum to bite her lip and not drag personal cr ap onto here for all to see …… something you would do well to consider – because the only person right now whos looking like they have their head up their arze …. is you!!!!
As for not naming names – is that cos you cant? You just think its a way of getting ppl to interact? Tugging the strings in the hopes ppl will wanna pm you for the gossip??? I for one have never been shy of making it clear who i like and who I dont – same goes for most users of JC – both in the rooms and on the boards!
I tolerated you for the sake of the room …….. I spoke to you when you had concerns regarding a mutual ‘friend’ …… thats as far as my tolerance goes!
I recall in an earlier post you commenting on ‘being better’ than some at the meet because you spoke well? For the record I have a very broad accent – I speak with a derbys dialect etc – but I have a far better set of morals and values than yourself ….. If you wanna play the ‘i have it all and I’m better than you’ card – pick yourself up out that gutter you have fallen into of late – brush yaself down and plz try and regain some dignity before its too late and the ppl who still like you – wake up and smell the venom!!!!
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