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i also used my name Becky ****** and it said. While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you’ve simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
:shock:using my jc name Beatty Blue: While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.
ok…but my real name Bea** *******: You contract HIV from some unprotected sex and eventually succomb to AIDS.
I’m never loging out again…You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.
JMMOG… AND I love barbies’ f oo k that fae now on lol
An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.
hmmm he’l have a hard job with a steak knife through his spleen :D
I know what mine was – but cani please be taken to 50,000 feet and pushed out of an airplane without a parachute – at least i can enjoy the view before my body becomes a mashed potato splodge on the M1 :lol: :lol:
“While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death”.
Oh man i am never eating again haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
You wouldn’t happen to be eating the same meal as Beatty would ya Paddy :roll:
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