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16 January, 2006 at 7:16 pm #182825

Robyn

@lou-lou wrote:

While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.

:shock: Mu @ss would be crawling back to the house before i layed out there and croaked :lol: .

16 January, 2006 at 7:24 pm #182826

Made up name

@nismo wrote:

@Made up name wrote:

@nismo wrote:

While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death

Oooh eeeer won’t be having one of those installed in my house LOL :shock: :lol:

I can go one better.

Don’t get married =D>

I might not have any choice in that option LOL :lol:

may God have mercy on your sole :lol:

16 January, 2006 at 7:55 pm #182827

Dawny

While in a hotel pool, you are trapped underwater by the powerful suction of the pool’s pump, and you drown to death.
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While eating, a food allergy causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you collapse and suffocate to death.
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While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.
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used all me names now an future :lol:

16 January, 2006 at 8:06 pm #182828

Made up name

@*Dawny* wrote:

While in a hotel pool, you are trapped underwater by the powerful suction of the pool’s pump, and you drown to death.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

While eating, a food allergy causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you collapse and suffocate to death.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

used all me names now an future :lol:

The future looks bright then :lol:

16 January, 2006 at 8:21 pm #182829

sunny

You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don’t know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn’t seen until the following morning.

:shock: :shock: [-o<

16 January, 2006 at 10:59 pm #182830

Squeezy

@*Sian* wrote:

Mine was expected really :lol:

You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.

LOL…might have had the orgasm first….. :P :lol:

16 January, 2006 at 11:05 pm #182831

Squeezy

Squeezy = You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive.

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16 January, 2006 at 11:08 pm #182832

Greebo

You are the victim of an unprovoked stabbing by a carnival worker.

:shock: :lol:

16 January, 2006 at 11:36 pm #182833

Squeezy

Squeezy = You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive.

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17 January, 2006 at 8:39 am #182834

Made up name

@squeezy wrote:

Squeezy = You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive.

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oh my damn :lol: that has just gone into first place =D> =D>

lmao :lol: :lol:
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