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Female Prayer:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep
Ones who’s handsome,smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who can think before he speaks
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks
A man whose gainfully employed
When I spend his $, won’t be annoyed
Pulls out the chair and opens the door
Massages your and begs to do more.
Send me a man who’ll love my mind,
and know the right answer to “how big is my behind?”
A man that will love you to the end
and be your very best friend.
AMEN
Male Prayer:
I pray for a deaf/mute
nymphomaniac
with huge boobs,
who owns a liquor store
and a boat.
AMEN
:lol: Have a great weekend!! Robyn@robyn wrote:
Female Prayer:
Before I lay you down to sleep,
I pray for a man who is a creep
Ones who hand-jobs, whos farts are strong
One who has a 10 inch dong
One who drinks before he speaks
One who’ll last for weeks and weeks
A man whose gay and unemployed
When I smoke his hash wont get annoyed
Pulls out his knob to every whore
Massages your and tits and begs for more
Send me a man who’ll love my ass
and screw me hard while smokin grass
A man that will fuhk me and my friend
and make me cum with his “sticky end”
AMEN :lol: Have a great weekend!! Robyn
yea nice 1 robyn u lil sleeze-bag :D :D :D
Yeah Right!! :lol: :lol:
Youre so talented -making that up so quick! :lol:
I do I do!! :lol:
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