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    Bags of Meat

    ‘Here’s a fine bag of meat,’
    Says the master-auctioneer,
    As the timid, quivering steer,
    Starting a couple of feet,
    At the prod of a drover’s stick,
    And trotting lightly and quick,
    A ticket stuck on his rump,
    Enters with a bewildered jump.

    ‘Where he’s lived lately, friends,
    I’d live till lifetime ends:
    They’ve a whole life everyday
    Down there in the Vale, have they !
    He’d be worth the money to kill
    And give away Christmas for goodwill.’

    ‘Now here’s a heifer – worth more
    Than bid, were she bone-poor;
    Yet she’s round as a barrel of beer’;
    ‘She’s a plum,’ said the second auctioneer.

    ‘Now this young bull – for thirty pound ?
    Worth that to manure your ground !’
    ‘Or to stand,’ chimed the second one,
    ‘And have his picter done!’

    The beast was rapped on the horns and snout
    To make him turn about.
    ‘Well,’ cied a buyer, ‘another crown –
    Since I’ve dragged here from Taunton Town!’

    ‘That calf, she sucked three cows,
    Which is not matched for bouse
    In the nurseries of high life
    By the first-born of a nobleman’s wife !’
    The stick falls, meaning, ‘A true tale’s told,’
    On the buttock of the creature sold,
    And the buyer leans over and snips
    His mark on one of the animal’s hips.

    Each beast, when driven in,
    Looks round at the ring of the bidders there
    With a much-amazed reproachful stare,
    As at unnatural kin,
    For bringing him to a sinister scene
    So strange, unhomelike, hungry, mean;
    His fate the while suspended between
    A butcher, to kill out of hand,
    And a farmer, to keep on the land;
    One can fancy a tear runs down his face
    When the butcher wins, and he’s driven from the place.

    Thomas Hardy

    #312013

    Oh Toy…how I adore Thomas Hardy…and as I’ve gotten older..his poetry even more than his prose (and I fell in love with him when in my teens..at one point convinced I was the reincarnation of his first wife) There are few more beautiful pieces than my favourite The Darkling Thrush..but Bags Of Meat has made me cry today. The man has a soul forged in heaven and hell both. Sheer genius.

    #312014

    Winter Night

    It snowed and snowed, the whole world over,
    Snow swept the world from end to end.
    A candle burned on the table;
    A candle burned.

    As during summer midges swarm
    To beat their wings against a flame
    Out in the yard the snowflakes swarmed
    To beat against the window pane

    The blizzard sculptured on the glass
    Designs of arrows and of whorls.
    A candle burned on the table;
    A candle burned.

    Distorted shadows fell
    Upon the lighted ceiling:
    Shadows of crossed arms, of crossed legs-
    Of crossed destiny.

    Two tiny shoes fell to the floor
    And thudded.
    A candle on a nightstand shed wax tears
    Upon a dress.

    All things vanished within
    The snowy murk-white, hoary.
    A candle burned on the table;
    A candle burned.

    A corner draft fluttered the flame
    And the white fever of temptation
    Upswept its angel wings that cast
    A cruciform shadow

    It snowed hard throughout the month
    Of February, and almost constantly
    A candle burned on the table;
    A candle burned.

    Boris Pasternak

    #312015

    Here’s one for the more discerning poets amongst us …..NOT

    Ay bah gum does ya belly touch ya bum,do ya balls hang low can ya tie em in a bow,does ya mother ride a bike with her tlts in a sling with a bell on her ar/se going dingalinaling :D/ :D/

    #312016

    marvellous work there Netters, one of your very best. Simply divine; so evocative of time and place, not at all understated and with a gorgeous wooden bouquet too.

    ya koont !!
    :lol:

    Porridge

    Why is there no monument
    To Porridge in our land ?
    If it’s good enough to eat,
    It’s good enough to stand !

    On a plinth in London
    A ststue we should see
    Of Porridge made in Scotland
    Signed “Oatmeal, O.B.E”
    (By a young dog of three)

    Spike

    #312017

    @toybulldog wrote:

    marvellous work there Netters, one of your very best. Simply divine; so evocative of time and place, not at all understated and with a gorgeous wooden bouquet too.

    ya koont !!
    :lol:

    Porridge

    Why is there no monument
    To Porridge in our land ?
    If it’s good enough to eat,
    It’s good enough to stand !

    On a plinth in London
    A ststue we should see
    Of Porridge made in Scotland
    Signed “Oatmeal, O.B.E”
    (By a young dog of three)

    Spike

    Why thankyou kind Sir.

    If you feel the need for any more such delights,you know you only have to ask – ya foooka :wink:

    *whats that kooont doin up at that hour,must be shaggin someone on the quiet*

    #312018

    L M A O – my unadulterated pleasure

    ** winks at Reason’s missus **

    #312019

    @toybulldog wrote:

    L M A O – my unadulterated pleasure

    ** winks at Reason’s missus **

    oooeeerrrrr

    *Always knew ya couldn’t trust that durty hound,KOOOOONT* :evil: :wink:

    #312020

    yeah, still……. she’s good to the kids

    #312021

    I’m sure she’ll be please to read that you think so highly of her :?

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