Les Dawson and his Mother-in-Law/Wife jokes…
you can tell when the mother-in-law calls, all the mice jump into the traps.
I saw the beautiful rays of the dawn shne through the lace curtain to fall on my lovely wife, who lay like a gentle baby, sucking her big toe
benny Hill – a genius, his face, eyes, smile a delight to behold each time he said something innocent and then realised perhaps something not so innocent could be read into it. His songs were on a level which surpassed even the Great Val Doonican