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    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
    hardly seems worth it

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb
    now thats more like it!

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet
    ewww!

    When a pig reaches climax it lasts 30 minutes
    in my next life I wanna be a pig

    A cokroach (dropped the c in a bid to win over the profanity masking) will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death
    Creepy but am still not over the pig

    A cat’s urine glows under black light :roll:

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field
    30 minutes… Lucky Pig! Can you imagine!?

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
    hmm…

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day
    I still wanna be a pig in my next life, I will take quality over quantity

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    What about the pig?

    I hope you enjoyed these lol

    #461047

    Not fascinating in a nice way….

    > HANDBAGS-you gotta read this
    >
    >
    > Here’s an EEO – yuck moment for you – and I must go do some laundry
    > immediately. Y
    >
    >
    >
    > HANDBAGS
    >
    > Have you ever noticed girls who set their handbags on
    > public toilet floors,
    > then go directly to their dining tables and set it on the
    > table?
    > Happens a lot! It’s not always the
    > ‘restaurant food’ that causes stomach
    > distress. Sometimes ‘what you don’t know will hurt
    > you’!
    >
    > Read on………….
    > Mom got so upset when guests came in the door and plopped
    > their handbags
    > down on the counter where she was cooking or setting up
    > food. She always
    > said that handbags are really dirty, because of where they
    > have been.
    >
    > It’s something just about every woman carries with them.
    > While we may know
    > what’s inside our handbags, do you have any idea what’s on
    > the outside?
    > Women carry handbags everywhere; from the office to public
    > toilets to the
    > floor of the car. Most women won’t be caught without their
    > handbags, but
    > did you ever stop to think about where your handbag goes
    > during the day.
    >
    > ‘I drive a school bus, so my handbag has been on the floor
    > of the bus a
    > lot,’ says one woman. ‘On the floor of my car, and in
    > toilets.’
    > ‘I put my handbag in grocery shopping carts and on the
    > floor of the
    > toilet,’ says another woman ‘and of course in my home
    > which should be
    > clean.’
    >
    > We decided to find out if handbags harbour a lot of
    > bacteria. We learned
    > how to test them at Nelson Laboratories in Salt Lake, and
    > then we set out
    > to test the average woman’s handbag.
    >
    > Most women told us they didn’t stop to think about what
    > was on the bottom
    > of their handbag. Most said at home they usually set their
    > handbags on top
    > of kitchen tables and counters where food is prepared.
    > Most of the ladies we talked to told us they wouldn’t be
    > surprised if their
    > handbags were at least a little bit dirty.
    >
    > It turns out handbags are so surprisingly dirty, even
    > the microbiologist
    > who tested them was shocked.
    >
    > Microbiologist Amy Karen of Nelson Labs says nearly all of
    > the handbags
    > tested were not only high in bacteria, but high in harmful
    > kinds of
    > bacteria. Pseudonyms can cause eye infections,
    > staphylococcus euros can
    > cause serious skin infections, and salmonella and e-coil
    > found on the
    > handbags could make people very sick.
    >
    > In one sampling, four out of five handbags tested positive
    > for salmonella,
    > and that’s not the worst of it. ‘There is focal
    > contamination on the
    > handbags’ says Amy. Leather or vinyl handbags tended to be
    > cleaner than
    > cloth handbags, and lifestyle seemed to play a role.
    > People with kids
    > tended to have dirtier handbags than those without, with
    > one exception.
    >
    > The handbag of one single woman who frequented nightclubs
    > had one of the
    > worst contamination’s of all. ‘Some type of feces, or
    > possibly vomit’ says
    > Amy.
    >
    > So the moral of this story is that your handbag won’t kill
    > you, but it
    > does have the potential to make you very sick if you keep
    > it on places
    > where you eat. Use hooks to hang your handbag at home and
    > in toilets, and
    > don’t put it on your desk, a restaurant table, or on your
    > kitchen counter
    > top.
    >
    > Experts say you should think of your handbag the same way
    > you would a pair
    > of shoes. ‘If you think about putting a pair of shoes on
    > your counter tops,
    > that’s the same thing you’re doing when you put your
    > handbag on the
    > counter tops.’
    >
    >
    >
    > Your handbag has gone where individuals before you have
    > walked, sat,
    > sneezed, coughed, spat, urinated, emptied bowels, etc! Do
    > you really want
    > to bring that home with you?
    >
    >
    >
    > The microbiologists at Nelson also said cleaning a handbag
    > will help. Wash
    > cloth handbags and use leather cleaner to clean the bottom
    > of leather
    > handbags.
    >
    > THIS IS WORTH SHARING!!!
    >

    #461048

    i went for a job on a building site once
    and had to under go an aptitude test
    the forman said i had to make up a sentance using the word fascinate

    so i thought about it for a min
    and came up with

    ive got nine buttons on me coat
    but i can only fasten 8

    i got the job :lol:

    #461049

    @thin ice wrote:

    i went for a job on a building site once
    and had to under go an aptitude test
    the forman said i had to make up a sentance using the word fascinate

    so i thought about it for a min
    and came up with

    ive got nine buttons on me coat
    but i can only fasten 8

    i got the job :lol:

    Yep , it all makes sense now :wink:

    #461050

    a fascinating thing is some silly cow stalks my postings here :wink:

    #461051

    And even more fascinating ………… you bit !! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #461052

    another perfectly good thread about to be trashed by annette :roll:

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