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    An old married couple had no sooner hit the pillow to go to sleep when the old man lets rip. and says 1-0. The wife then rolls over and says, “

    What in the world was that ?”

    The old man replies, its fart football

    A Few minutes later his wife lets one go and says GOALLLL!!! 1-1

    After about five minutes the old man lets rip again and shouts SCREAMER FROM THE BACK 2-1 HA!

    Not to be outdone his wife lets rip with all the wind she has left and Squeaks one out. 2-2 she says.

    Now the pressure is on he refuses to get beaten by a women so he strains real hard. Since defect is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he’s got and shit all over the bed.

    WHAT THE HELL!!! The wife says.

    Old man Quickly Replies Half Time Switch sides :P

    #284633

    lol sharon,sounds familiar lol

    #284634

    Class that shaza! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D

    #284635

    /love puffs on hermys baws :)

    I love ye :) kissie kissie yonder mancunian !
    and there we sit,Ever lampooning (again)
    From deep in the north,from Oldham to Wigan.
    ya mithering fooker ,,yer “barm” cakes a goodun.

    ya wee sonsie fooker,a wee greeting face.
    a nothernern laddie,that SURE knows the place .
    a man of the north,a man of the story,
    and never EVER kid on that WE viote “Tory”.

    from Lancs to Yorks.
    another wee story.my Sisters and Brothers a mithering glory :)
    so see ye real soon,,oh lassies SOO Pretty..
    the wee Pale blues o the Wee Manc City, :)

    Yer Rotherams,foreign lands.
    of wee tooons here,
    like DUndee FC,were small BUT were here !
    of Burnley N Blackburns Yer Accrington Stanleys..
    a wee bloke here EVER so manly

    um here again yet ON a mission,,
    the teams there Sit,,in the Second division,
    no glory hunting ,do US we seek !
    and again and again ohh EVERY week !

    So Keep yer gunners,yer Millionaires,
    yers teams o foreigners.without a care.
    yer Chelsea.Millwalls yer manchester United.
    when football became money…we were less Excited.

    I can remember the days when the wee dundee laddie.
    came Hame to his country.a wee finnan haddie,
    he played for his wee country in Navy he fought.
    the wee Scotitsh Boy,and the Pain that it brought.

    :)

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