F,A,O ALL MATRIARCHS

hello  you little dowagers you  how are you?you dont mind if i mention your names do you? no i best not…………………………………..ah fck it

so my question to you getting on a bit ladies aka inpo kennbbie donutsy,ld gd mumbles le and nessie  nah maybe not

is  do any o a jayf youse remember a thread from yonks ago it was called count to a 100 in pics we all joined in even eve  me and eve dont get on btw but she still joined in ive been rooting about for it but cant find it no surprise there then it takes me about an hour to find me remo need me gte  then i realise im sat on it,,,oh and er  i need reading glasses now so a true story i was sat in my flat with debbie donuts me mate cupla beers and jays and that and she started showing me pics on her phone,i fckn hate it when ppl show you holiday snaps  oh look heres me when i was in ibiza in a bikini

just fck off yeh

so to get out of it i said

me”cant see em deb too small i need my glasses”

deb “where you going now”?

me “just going to look for my glasses i think i might have left them in the kitchen”

deb”there on yer head you daft tw@t”

me “oh yeh ok”

anyhow back to topic  if any of youse can find the thread but theres buts

i cant remember what name i was back then,2 it might be deleted 3 if it has i do it again yunno put a bit of beef and gravy back on the boards like

thank you in advance

roger montgomery x