Fancy Cosy as your lawyer?

of course intonation in typed words causes misunderstandings, and sometimes no amount of emoticons is going to stop it.

I actually don’t want to maintain the standard of humour that some people find here. Headbutting an usherette and all that followed didn’t make me laugh. It made some laugh, though, so –

I hope so.

I used to have secret ogles at the usherette in the local cinema when I was a teen.

I don’t go to the cinema now, so I wouldn’t know.