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  • #422898

    Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.

    Sharon Stone

    #422899

    There are better things in life than alcohol, but it makes up for not having them……
    terry pratchet

    A lady is a woman that never shows her underwear unintentionally….
    Lillian Day

    Its a case of mind over matter…..i dont mind and you dont f ing matter……..
    An old army instructor whos name i cant publish lol.

    #422900

    be who you are and say what you feel because those that mind don’t matter and those that matter don’t mind

    #422901

    when i die bury my body face down so the whole world can kiss my a r s e :lol:

    #422902

    “”Life is 10 percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.” “
    — Lou Holtz

    #422903

    anc

    Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
    Edward De Bono

    :D

    #422904

    “Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them.” Matthew 7:12

    #422905

    eve

    I have never hated any man enough to give him back his Diamonds.

    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    I am good Housekeeper. Every time i get divorced, i keep the house

    Zsa Zsa Gabor.

    Its not the men in my life that count, its the life in my men!

    Mae West

    I like my men like i like my coffee . Hot, strong n sweet.

    Mae West.

    Ladies after my own heart! 8)

    #422906

    PD

    @eve wrote:

    I like my men like i like my coffee . Hot, strong n sweet.

    Mae West.

    Oddly enough, I like my women like I like my coffee – cheap, imported and south american

    #422907

    lifes like a Bax a Chacklates …Forrest Gump

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