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    eve

    The tried me in my absence and sentenced me to death in my absence. I told them to execcute me in my absence.

    Brendan Behan

    #422889

    “The trouble with the Internet is that it’s replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.”
    Patrick Murray.

    #422890

    A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
    Robert Frost
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    Advice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase our provisions for the road the nearer we approach to our journey’s end.
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
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    After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
    Bette Midler
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    Age considers; youth ventures.
    Rabindranath Tagore
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    Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
    Jim Fiebig
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    Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
    Tom Stoppard
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    Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
    Mark Twain

    Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
    Don Marquis

    Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.
    Albert Camus

    All diseases run into one, old age.
    Ralph Waldo Emerson

    An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
    Agatha Christie

    #422891

    “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
    Joe E Lewis

    #422892

    eve

    Growing old is better than the alternative.

    Vera Lynn

    #422893

    eve

    Growing old is compulsory. Growing up is optional. I refuse to exercise the option!

    Me.

    #422894

    @eve wrote:

    Growing old is compulsory. Growing up is optional. I refuse to exercise the option!

    Me.

    you and me both :lol:

    #422895

    I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

    Voltaire

    #422896

    NCb

    #422897

    “Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” ~ George Bernard Shaw

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