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    That’s rather unlikely.

    I locked her up in the shed six months ago for chatting to you.

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    @toybulldog wrote:

    That’s rather unlikely.

    I locked her up in the shed six months ago for chatting to you.

    Oh dear, bit of a mistake there, cos I have never chatted to her! :lol: Better let her out again – you lost weight?! hmmmmm? :D

    #488949

    ok ! :D
    I’ll let her out then ! :D

    thanks ! :D

    #488950

    I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

    Said by: Humphrey Bogart just before he died

    Bugger Bognor.

    Said by: King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.

    Ha Ha… thank you google :D

    #488951

    Oscar Wilde, allegedly said on his deathbed:

    “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or other of us has got to go,”

    #488952

    Quote from Oliver Hardy’s funeral…….’If you cry I wont talk to you again’

    #488953

    ‘It wont hurt ……………..’

    #488954

    ‘theres a nip in the air’……naval commanding officer at Pearl harbour 1941

    #488955

    What the hell was that bang ? …mayor of hiroshima 1945

    #488956

    I told you I was ill!

    Spike Milligan’s Headstone :shock:

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