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‘The eyes are likened to the windows of the heart…’
I don’t trust people who don’t make steady direct eye contact. Having said that, some people are very good at making eye contact and turn out not to be trustworthy anyway!
hmmmmm
Iris t my case…. 8)
You know, of all the wonders in the holy book… i get very puzzled, the thing is, this Noah bloke.. how on earth did he get two of every living thing in that ark? That must have been one mother of an ark….let me just check up on this……. i bet he was glad he didnt have to fit plants in as well..
And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female. :shock:
well obviously mrs noah did the packing :wink:
@gazlan wrote:
And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female. :shock:
wrong
SO we have this bloke Noah….. appointed to ” save the good “…..now, ive come across the measurements of the ark….
The ark is to be 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high. Make a roof for it and finish the ark to within 18 inches of the top. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and upper decks.”
Well, you might question if its possible to fitAnd of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female
Excluding the waterborne and airborn creatures…of course.. :roll: into the vessel but, their are people out there who have justified this….dinosaurs as well……. :o …now Noah and his lot were supposedly adrift for the best part of a year…i think the flood actually lasted for a few months…. but what about them poor birds…..?? according to scriptures, every mountain was covered…imagine that, flying round for months with nowhere to chill….now thats stamina….I wonder..do we have a resident ornithologist on the boards who may want to give some input ? :wink:
hehe…bet those penguins gloated… :)the birds just sat on the roof of the ark ! ……..and everyone knows penguins are pure evil as demonstrated by the true to life account in wallace and gromits ” the wrong trousers”……..however how did they get two hippos , 2 elephants , and 2 rhinos in without sinking ! :?
SO we have this bloke Noah….. appointed to ” save the good “…..now, ive come across the measurements of the ark….
The ark is to be 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high. Make a roof for it and finish the ark to within 18 inches of the top. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and upper decks.”Well Gaz its obvious isn’t it …… It was based on the principles of the Tardis !!!!!!
That’s how they all fitted in ……………….
:D :shock:
@gazlan wrote:
SO we have this bloke Noah….. appointed to ” save the good “…..now, ive come across the measurements of the ark….
The ark is to be 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high. Make a roof for it and finish the ark to within 18 inches of the top. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and upper decks.”
Well, you might question if its possible to fitAnd of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female
Excluding the waterborne and airborn creatures…of course.. :roll: into the vessel but, their are people out there who have justified this….dinosaurs as well……. :o …now Noah and his lot were supposedly adrift for the best part of a year…i think the flood actually lasted for a few months…. but what about them poor birds…..?? according to scriptures, every mountain was covered…imagine that, flying round for months with nowhere to chill….now thats stamina….I wonder..do we have a resident ornithologist on the boards who may want to give some input ? :wink:
hehe…bet those penguins gloated… :)still wrong :wink:
the birds just sat on the roof of the ark ! ……..and everyone knows penguins are pure evil as demonstrated by the true to life account in wallace and gromits ” the wrong trousers”……..however how did they get two hippos , 2 elephants , and 2 rhinos in without sinking !
Of course….The roof……tut, how stoopid of me….The roof…. must have looked like a scene from ” birds “….Mrs Noah obviously didnt pack the trunk…heheheh :wink:
Well Gaz its obvious isn’t it …… It was based on the principles of the Tardis !!!!!!
That’s how they all fitted in ……………….
I had thought maybe that Jonah whale helped out with its whale mates :o
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