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I am pleased to announce my time machine is now complete and available for reservations. The possibilities are endless from the start of the universe to your parents very own wedding.
Please note , this has not been tried before and although safety is paramount, this is new technology and a return trip cannot be guaranteed. Also due to TM machine parking regulations of 2087…women drivers cannot be considered.
All journey suggestions welcome.
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The possibilities are endless from the start of the universe to your parents very own wedding.
reminds me of a short story called In Dream Begin Responsibilities. A guy goes into a cinema and the film is one of his parents courting in Coney Island (you ever been there, Linda).
Halfway through the film, he gets up screaming, “Don’t do it! Don’t do it! The only result will be years of misery and two children of monstrous character!”
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Good point, Sceptical.
There is more to this than I first thought …if your parents have already created , you… you must exist and time travel shouldn’t alter this ?
However as a precaution, trips to see parents will not be allowed or thousands of people may potentially, cease to exist.
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Can we go forward in time to see hugs and winks wedding that will never happen ?
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We can travel any where …but not to something that never happens, which is why I haven’t offered any trips in the future, to see |England win the world cup
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and welcome to the boards, Mark.
May these the first of many postings
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Can we go forward in time to see hugs and winks wedding that will never happen ?
No you’re not invited to it 
Best send Mizzy to make sure she turns up. I will be already there waiting
Scep. Yes been to Coney Island many times….
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Dear Ruthless,
I apologise for any inconvenience caused , the fault has now been rectified and proved to be a faulty particle accelerator that was only recently purchased from B&Q !
As compensation, I can offer you a free complementary trip to see the dinosaurs .
However , I would appreciate if you could leave any messages or feedback, in the current year, as I don’t have time to trawl through thousands of years, looking for customer complaints !
Kind regards
JC Time Machine Customer services.
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