Ever seen a mermaid?

A guy is walking along a beach and encounters a mermaid. he says to her “what are you?”. she says “i’m a mermaid”. he says “I thought you only existed in legend”, she says “Well, i’m here”. “Oh, OK then”, he says…. …”so you live out there?” he says, pointing to the sea. “yes”, she says. “so have you ever been kissed?” he asks the mermaid. “No, I never have”, says she. “I’ll kiss you if you like”, he says. “Go on then”, says the mermaid. he leans down and kisses her on the cheek. “I like that, i like that very much”, she says…….”so you live out there?” he says. “Yes”, says the mermaid. “So has anyone ever had a feel of those?” he says, pointing at her breasts. “No, no-one has ever touched them” replies the mermaid. “I’ll give them a feel for you if you like”, he says. “Go on then”, says the mermaid. So he leans down and caresses her breasts. “I like that very much too”, says the mermaid……”So you live out there?” he asks. “Yes”, replies the mermaid. “So, have you ever been f*ck*d?”, he asks. “No”, replies the mermaid. And he says “You are now, the tide’s gone out”.

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