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    It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 x the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster then a man’s. Women blink 2 x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire post. The man is still looking at his thumb

    #474291

    Happy belated birthday Master :wink:

    #474292

    @eva licious wrote:

    It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 x the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster then a man’s. Women blink 2 x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire post. The man is still looking at his thumb

    Hehe very funny :lol:

    #474293

    I’ll admit, Eva drives like lightning.

    She’s not fast, but she tends to hit a lot of trees…

    #474294

    sweetheart i won this thread months ago fact and i think we both know who the better driver is :D :D :D :D :D mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    #474295

    Honey, if by ‘won’ this thread you mean “gave up quickly” then yes, I concur.

    ;)

    #474296

    ok first things i like the honey name u can defo call me food related names sugar honey muffin bacon bits ect

    and if u think uv won anything u truly are a delusional male x

    #474297

    Bacon bits? That’s rhyming slang, surely? ;)

    Anyway, I’m about to deal the knockout blow:

    Childbirth is easy. It must be, if women can do it.

    *runs the hell out of the room*

    #474298

    The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It’s the same with men

    What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
    One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while
    the other is just having a baby..

    #474299

    Eva whatever the master says……………you win hands down
    :lol:

    :wink:

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