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    Ireland summary – Every song is a cry for love. Apparently. We have a slow love song from the Irish with corresponding green lighting going on across the stage.

    Two females and a man in the background are standing there bending their knees in time to the music. Oh and every now and then they sing.

    No flag waving, but plenty of green glowsticks in the crowd swaying back and forth. I guess lighters are not allowed indoors anymore.

    ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz that will do. The most exciting part of this song will be the end. It’s only saviour are the cute girls in the background who are probably English anyway.

    Next up – Sweden

    #220088

    Sweden…wot’s with the tin foil trousers???? :shock: :lol:

    #220089

    Sweden summary – Well we have a female brunnette singer. I thought everyone in Sweden was blonde so immediately they get votes just for teaching me something new.

    This woman has an enormously large dress train which is approximately the size of three football fields. If the guys holding it let go, no doubt she would fly off and end up in outer siberia.

    She doesn’t let that worry her though. This girl is a true trooper, she throws off the train and lets rip whith people waving white flags all around her (straight from the French set I assume). They surrender as they cannot take any more of the energy.

    Strong tip to take the title this year.

    Next up – Turkey

    #220090

    Turkey summary – A white female singer with a tattoo. Never knew you got them in Turkey either – tonight has been a real eye-opener. She is singing something about a superstar, I think all the rest is in Turkish.

    Every now and then she screams. Apparently at random. But now I know it is coming I cringe before it even arrives. Now she is telling us that her light will bedazzle us?!?

    Enthusiastic performance from the male dancers who are British apparently. The singer spins around, shows us her bottom then tells us that she wants us to feel her.

    Good effort, but the cat screams make this a no-no for me.

    Next up – Armenia (The final entrant)

    #220091

    :shock: What’s going on with Martin posting!

    Who’s cracked his password? Come on own up! :wink:

    #220092

    :lol:

    #220093

    Armenia summary – Nice introduction, a guy in a boxing setup seems to appear from a giant cheese grater. Now he wants to know if he should live or die without our live. Nobody knows, but if he makes one wrong move on top of that cheese grater, he will have no choice in the matter.

    He makes it safely off the cheese grater (has to be against EU health and safety but perhaps they let is slide as he is Armenian) and gets girls to run around him with a ream of black gaffer tape.

    Some head bopping, and lots of fooling around with the tape brings this song to its inevitable cliams.

    This could be the wildcard of the tournament.

    #220094

    @catz wrote:

    :shock: What’s going on with Martin posting!

    Who’s cracked his password? Come on own up! :wink:

    Still has blinkers on however! reads his own posts and only the one thread in each section. :wink: :lol:

    #220095

    **VOTING TIME**

    Well who are you going to vote for? We have had rock, romance and confusion.

    Top 5 will be:

    malta
    moldova
    sweden
    denmark
    romania

    The winner will be Malta – that would be ‘Amazing’.

    #220096

    Only an hours worth of voting to go. I can hardly contain myself!

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