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Go Finland, Go Finland Woot Woot!!!!!!!!!
Finland summary – ‘Hard Rock, Hallelujah’ – immediately I am ready for a party. OK we have a bunch of cling-ons wearing plastic party hats adorned with the blue Finnish cross. At least we know the aliens are friendly to one country. Kinda screws the rest of the planet though.
Lots of talk about God – do aliens believe in God? Who cares all I can think about is how hot they must be under the studio lights. Lots of veins and generally disturbing visions. Doubt if I will sleep well tonight.
Will definitely not win – the Mediterranean countries will be appalled with this, especially if their children are awake and watching. I can just imagine Momma Dolmio having to comfort the bambinos as we speak.
The bat wings and screaming bring the harrowing ordeal to an end.
Next up – Ukraine
grrr missed Finland! Ukraine: Talk to my heart? Talk to the hand, blondie!
I want the lead singer of Lordi’s platforms, they were huuuggeee. Wonder if ronnie corbet was under that mask. Hmm.
Sounded like he needed strepsils.
James….what do you mean by emmaland? :lol:
JB – leave the crosswords till later and you wont miss parts :lol:
OMG – the Ukraine had a skipping rope out on the stage! :lol:
Ukraine summary – This is quite simply Ukraine’s version of Chakira. Everything is the same, probably even the words but I have to admit I have never listened to the words of a Chakira song before.
She wants us to show her love and talk to her hear, whisper her name and hide her mother? OK maybe I got the last bit wrong, hard to tell with the accent.
Highlight of the lyrics, ‘You’ll be my part that’s why I came’ followed by an enthusiastic scream. Lets say no more on that, else I will have to ban myself from this site.
Nice little jingle, may win over the Chakira fans.
Next up – France
France summary – Lots of wailing with some instrumentals. The singer is a blonde with amazingly black and bushy eyebrows. I am awaiting the inevitable glimpse of underarm hair but she must know we are all looking and refuses to raise her arms.
Yup, I think thats about it for this song. A female singer and a guy playing the cello. Boring, safe and middle-ranking for France.
Next up – Croatia
Emmaland is England, Rainbow (where you been ffs???)
Jeez that French bint looks and sounds like Bridget Jones- NUL POINTS!
@james Belfast wrote:
Emmaland is England, Rainbow (where you been ffs???)
Jeez that French bint looks and sounds like Bridget Jones- NUL POINTS!
Oh dear…shall i find that rock i had been saving all year to hide under. :(
Croatia summary – According to the subtitles, the opening lyrics are, ‘For the grass has not yet sprouted come on come come come hop on my chicken, the devils are your godfathers’.
Lots of passion about chickens and godfathers and devils, with a catchy tune and some limbo dancing without the pole going on from the singer.
Nice work from the background singers and instrumentalists. Obviously they got less of the absinth after the singer nicked most of it. To prove her state of inebriation she rips off her dress with skill only comparable to the lead brides maid on a hen night in Blackpool.
May just clinch it – I predict it will do well.
Next up – Ireland
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