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Lithuania – Is that a football chant? :?
They are pretty fecking confident :lol: :lol:
How brazen…’We are the winners – of Eurovision…Vote for us’
That’s the lyrics – PMLLLLL
Lithuania summary – Initial thoughts are the cast of Reservoir Dogs have walked on stage in their suits. Oh but then it turns into ‘We are the winners of Eurovision, we are we are’.
Sorry lads, we don’t like cockiness here in Blighty – I predict nil points from the UK for this one.
Additionally the awful screaming and posturing makes me want them all to die.
Next up – United Kingdom
cancel my last ffs – he’s no Freddie Mercury is he. Lol ‘We are the Winners of Eurovison – We Are, We Are, We Are!’ erm, They are Not! They’re Not! They’re Not!
I salute Lithuania! Class….never bellylaughed so much at that bald guy (harry hills brother)
United Kingdom summary – OK we have a bunch of arrogant chav girls who have obviously skipped school to be there, and probably stole loads on the way too.
Now we have the chav leader on stage rapping and telling us about his chav school days whilst the girls do things against and around their school desks which must be against the school rules.
Catchy tune but surely the hints of paedophilia and overall chaviness will cost votes. Expect good votes from the perverts in Italy.
Next up – Greece
Ok we arent going to win it, but well done on a good performance Daz! :D
that Lithunian one actually started to frow on me – missed seeing the ‘schoolgirls’ from UK cos I was posting on crossword page but heard it and seemed to me to be by miles the best tune yet! Should win – won’t cos it’s Emmaland and everyone hates Emmaland!
Greece summary – The home crowd goes wild upon the start of the song. Soon quitens down so we can hear the female singer. Seems like a quiet song, lets see if it picks up…..
‘Everything I hate, everything you do, I’m still in love with everything I hate, everything you do, Everything I see, everything on you’
I sense a broken heart here. Or is she trying to fake us all to win? She looks too happy to be that passionate. I don’t like fraudsters however this is the kind of ballad that goes down well in Eurovision – got a good chance of making it a double for Greece.
A little crazy at the end, perhaps she will be needing the straight-jacket.
12 points at any rate will come from Cyprus.
Next up – Finland
Greece – well, she’s obviously very bitter about being dumped….
Get a decent outfit luv, he might take you back :wink:
Finland…The Orcs are on stage!! :lol:
Who left the door to middle earth open?? :lol:
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