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Malta summary – We know the guy wants to do something, but we arent sure. Oh no, they lyrics develop to say it’s us that he wants to do. Seems like sex and white is the running theme of Eurovision this year.
OK this guy is Malta’s version of Michael Flatley, but with a face like Ricky Martin. Just imagine the parents. Oh hang on, now he wants to love us like a fool. Is he insulting us? Not that way to get votes, Ricky Flatley.
Gets points for nice eyebrows and enthusiastic female backing dancers. I actually rate this as a strong contender for winning. Mark my words.
Next up – Germany
8 – Germany – Terry just described her as ‘a bouncy little madam’ :lol: :lol: :lol:
Germany summary – Most people think nursery rhymes are simply fairy tales in song format. The characters surely cannot exist. Germany proves us wrong.
We have Little Bo Peep singing country with a bunch of Mexicans and inflatable cacti. If this song doesn’t make you want to reach for the tequilla, I dont know what will.
No chance of winning.
Next up – Denmark
She’s no Dolly Parton, that’s for sure :wink:
Denmark…Johnnie is in love with Connie but he didn’t know how to twist…..
Shame…NEXT!!!!!!!!! :shock:
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Denmark summary – Well dont go to Denmark unless you now how to twist. These girls were obviously let down big time in the past with a twisting partner. But they are not mad – they have got over it and obviously learned to laugh about the memory.
We have silvery golden outfits, high energy and lots of posturing and wailing. Also a random Mexican thrown in perhaps straight from Germany’s entry.
Next up – Russia
germany might win this you know…massive applause! Outsider we might brush to one side…
The johnny connie one…..wtf!! catchy however!
Still cant see my bro… :lol: he should have taken a sign for me…
ffs remind me never to go a Russian disco…
@james Belfast wrote:
ffs remind me never to go a Russian disco…
Ewww @ the body emerging from the piano :shock:
Russia summary – Well we can see that the Commie regime is not completely over. Using school children to advance the propoganda machine is obviously still happening, with the Russian entry still sporting his P.E. vest.
He puts up a good effort when you consider the hell he must be going through. Nice mullet too – one that would even impress marty.
He jumps on the piano in an attempt to escape but all his potential saviours in the audience do is wave their flags. Plus there is a well camouflaged KGB agent waiting for him all in white on the piano.
Next up – Macedonia
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