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  • #2428

    So Rolf Harris painted a portrait of OUR Queen – but look HERE to see what he got up to in the evenings.

    Mucky little bugger ain’t he???

    #181107

    Well i couldnt click coz i have a nervous disposition :lol:

    #181108

    “Tie me kangaroo down sport” :lol: :lol:

    Fu/kin excellent PB, can’t wait for mart to see it :lol: :lol: 8)

    #181109

    He will go into denial mode of course.

    BTW check out the picture on the bedside cabinet – proof if ever proof were needed !!!

    #181110

    I shouldn’t bother – the pubs have been open for hours now and he’ll be too pissed to stand.

    #181111

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #181112

    @Mart wrote:

    :shock: See what living in Pommy Land for so many years does to you!!

    His underlying Aussie nature still shines through though – in spite of our many attempts to civilise him.

    Christ we even allowed him to paint a portrait of Her Majesty and what does he do???? He puts a picture of Her on his bedside locker to watch his ”performance”. Typical Aussie gratitude.

    Did you notice the look in his eye at the end of the clip??? Says it all really huh?

    Even Battersea Dog’s Home have banned him in case he mistakes a lovely pet doggy for a Dingo and tries to shag it.

    Nope, you can’t take these Aussies anywhere.

    #181113

    Yes Marty I fully agree with Tommy. If it wasn’t for Her Majesty’s predecessors shipping our unwanted convicts to your arid and desolate country, the likes of Rolf (and many many other Aussies) wouldn’t have had the pleasures of shagging a roo etc.

    Ungrateful doesn’t even begin to describe your attitude to this conferred benefit.

    #181114

    Remind yourself once again by clicking —->HERE <—- to see what your countrymen do for their pleasures

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