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  • #160734

    OMG you actually know the words hahahaha bless you :wink:

    #160735

    :?

    #160736

    @poshy wrote:

    @becky wrote:

    OMG you actually know the words hahahaha bless you :wink:

    :oops: :lol:

    Well poshy i wouldnt tell to many people you may lose your cred :wink:

    #160737

    What about….Im a pink toothbrush your a Blue toothbrush, have we met somewhere before? I’ll be true toothbrush, just to you toothbrush, coz we met by the bathroom door….dododo :D/

    #160738

    :lol: i like people who can laugh at themselves :lol:

    #160739

    And she loves me so imagine what i can do? :lol:

    #160740

    @tommy-toxen wrote:

    @james Belfast wrote:

    Ok separate thread from ‘Best Lyrics Ever’ thread. Simple question: has the song ‘Ernie’ the best lyrics wot has ever been wrote? NAIL YOUR COLOURS TO THE MAST HERE – No fannying about!

    YES or NO?

    First point goes to the ‘Yes’ camp cos it is my vote.

    1-0 to the Goldtops

    NO.

    &.. STOP BEING SO GAY

    I presume you mean ‘Gay’ in the traditional ‘carefree’ sense? Even a neurotic, Euro-sceptic, homopobic traditionalist such as you Tommy couldn’t fail to see the man-loves woman-loves another man romantic dilemma of Ernie ffs? What’s your best song? White Riot? :)

    #160741

    “I Really love your peaches wanna shake your tree”

    Was that the clash?

    Or how about some really brilliant lyrics by Meatloaf

    “And you’ve been cold to me so long…I’m crying icycles instead of tears”

    Ernie is a very clever song, no doubt about it, and another one especially for the older generation on just chat

    “Don’t jump off the roof dad”

    Bonus points to anyone who can tell me who sang it

    p.s no cheating by looking on Google.

    #160742

    no idea mate

    divine comedy wrote some great songs, national express being one of them

    National Express lyrics

    Take the National Express when your life’s in a mess
    It’ll make you smile
    All human life is here
    From the feeble old dear to the screaming child
    From the student who knows that to have one of those
    Would be suicide
    To the family man
    Manhandling the pram with paternal pride
    And everybody sings “;ba ba ba da…”;
    We’re going where the air is free
    On the National Express there’s a jolly hostess
    Selling crisps and tea
    She’ll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
    For a sky-high fee
    Mini-Skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
    Back in ’63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
    But it’s hard to get by when your ar….se is the size
    Of a small country
    And everybody sings “;ba ba ba da…”;
    We’re going where the air is free
    Tomorrow belongs to me
    When you’re sad and feeling blue
    With nothing better to do
    Don’t just sit there feeling stressed
    Take a trip on the National Express

    #160743

    @spotlight wrote:

    “I Really love your peaches wanna shake your tree”

    Was that the clash?

    Or how about some really brilliant lyrics by Meatloaf

    “And you’ve been cold to me so long…I’m crying icycles instead of tears”

    Ernie is a very clever song, no doubt about it, and another one especially for the older generation on just chat

    “Don’t jump off the roof dad”

    Bonus points to anyone who can tell me who sang it

    p.s no cheating by looking on Google.

    And how many years difference do you think there was between Ernie and Meatloaf with these two chart hits: ffs they could have been on the same ‘Now that’s what I call music’ album…. well same 8-track maybe…

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