English girls

Have to admit AW, I am a bit sceptical about my mate and his theories – his ‘gaydar’ isn’t as strong as mine (he’s another who didn’t believe me when I told him that Will Young was gay ages before it was in the papers!) But you have to remember one thing:

Elton John was married so that proves nothing!!

@American Woman wrote:

@smiley wrote:

American girls are the greatest.[/color][/b]

Sorry everyone, but being American I have to side with Smiley on this one :wink: .

Hey Smiley, How you Doin??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Btw JB – Bon Jovi is not gay! He is sexy as hell and has been married to his high school sweetheart for almost 20 years. Don’t hate on my Jon Bon Jovi! :roll: :wink:
Also, I’m seeing him in concert next month :lol: :D/ :D/

OMG JB he so aint Gay!!!!!
I just love him to bits and will see him again in June for the 5th time AW. Let me know how your concert goes :D Cant wait to see it!!!!

@smiley wrote:

@jgrill05 wrote:

OK, a little background.Last summer i visited London for two weeks, and i have to say not only are the women beautiful and smart, but they are extremely aggressive. This isn’t made to offend you, it is actually a big compliment. I went there by myself for a vacation from college and i was a little nervous since most of the world has a notion that American were fat, lazy, loud and stupid. I figured that most of the guys would be cool (which they were, since i do mma i had alot of discussions about it with the guys and made alot of friends) But at clubs/bars i was shocked at how the women were so aggressive. In the states if a girl likes you all they do is look at you and figure you get the hint and make you do all the work(guys you knwo what i’m talking about, it;s really annoying) But over there it was completely different, i didn’t have a night when a girl didn’t come up to me, sometimes they even bought me drinks. Now this is going to come off as arrogant/cocky (which in all honesty i am not, i’m actually very shy when meeting new people) but i have been told i am attractive, being 6’2” and having a very athletic build i wasn’t shocked that the women would be attracted to me over there, but i never expected a response like i got. Maybe it was a my accent, or the fact i wasn’t loud and obnoxious like they would expect an American to be, i don’t know. But it was an amazing culture shock. So women from England, is this normal? Do you have a tendency to be more aggressive with the men, or was this all a coincidence? But all in all my time in London was fantastic, i am going to visit there again. You English are great!

English girls are uptight, mostly fat, they’re all pretty much slappers. American girls seem to have morals, and are all so beautiful! Shiney hair, perfect teeth, skin complexion is wow, their love-holes aren’t huge & flappy like English girls.. American girls seem to be more submissive, too, which is great, as I’m quite kinky and dominant in the bedroom.

English girls seem to be more “aggressive” and dominant because they just want c0ck after c0ck and don’t care what kind of c0ck it is.

Most English girls have had more c0cks inside them by 16 than American girls have by 60! So American girls are tighter than English, too, and it feels allll that better.

English girls are mostly cheaters, too. And have horrible skin, most have tattoos slapped all over the places, where American girls have nice clean, pure, fresh skin.

American girls are the greatest.

i wonder who has a penile phobia. its not that english girls have big [love holes ???] its you who has a tiny cock pet. and as for the american women being beautiful !!!!! have you ever seen jerry springer, or any american tv, that actually uses normal american people [yes i know jerry springer doesnt use “normal” people but they are a better representation of the way they look] on the whole they are built like tanks have rotten teeth and live on burgers and pizza.
you need to put the playboy down for a minute and have a look at american dating sites. wow theyre ugly…

@johnboy25 wrote:

They could be twins :lol:

*SSSLLLLAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Dont make me come up there to do it in person, cos it will hurt :wink:

@johnboy25 wrote:

Why does everybody insist on teasing me with threats of a slap?! It’s not fair :lol:

Cyberslap just isn’t as good as the real thing :wink:

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