English girls

@foxy wrote:

What rattled John’s cage? :shock:

Nothing, I have tourettes. And I’m also quite shocked to discover that not all Americans are obese :lol:

Welcome Jgrill, it’s best just to ignore me sometimes :lol:

@johnboy25 wrote:

@foxy wrote:

What rattled John’s cage? :shock:

Nothing, I have tourettes. And I’m also quite shocked to discover that not all Americans are obese :lol:

Welcome Jgrill, it’s best just to ignore me sometimes :lol:

I always pictured american men to be fit, tanned and athletic 8)

@jgrill05 wrote:

OK, a little background.Last summer i visited London for two weeks, and i have to say not only are the women beautiful and smart, but they are extremely aggressive. This isn’t made to offend you, it is actually a big compliment. I went there by myself for a vacation from college and i was a little nervous since most of the world has a notion that American were fat, lazy, loud and stupid. I figured that most of the guys would be cool (which they were, since i do mma i had alot of discussions about it with the guys and made alot of friends) But at clubs/bars i was shocked at how the women were so aggressive. In the states if a girl likes you all they do is look at you and figure you get the hint and make you do all the work(guys you knwo what i’m talking about, it;s really annoying) But over there it was completely different, i didn’t have a night when a girl didn’t come up to me, sometimes they even bought me drinks. Now this is going to come off as arrogant/cocky (which in all honesty i am not, i’m actually very shy when meeting new people) but i have been told i am attractive, being 6’2” and having a very athletic build i wasn’t shocked that the women would be attracted to me over there, but i never expected a response like i got. Maybe it was a my accent, or the fact i wasn’t loud and obnoxious like they would expect an American to be, i don’t know. But it was an amazing culture shock. So women from England, is this normal? Do you have a tendency to be more aggressive with the men, or was this all a coincidence? But all in all my time in London was fantastic, i am going to visit there again. You English are great!

English girls are uptight, mostly fat, they’re all pretty much slappers. American girls seem to have morals, and are all so beautiful! Shiney hair, perfect teeth, skin complexion is wow, their love-holes aren’t huge & flappy like English girls.. American girls seem to be more submissive, too, which is great, as I’m quite kinky and dominant in the bedroom.

American girls are the greatest.

@smiley wrote:

English girls are uptight, mostly fat, they’re all pretty much slappers. American girls seem to have morals, and are all so beautiful! Shiney hair, perfect teeth, skin complexion is wow, their love-holes aren’t huge & flappy like English girls.. American girls seem to be more submissive, too, which is great, as I’m quite kinky and dominant in the bedroom.

English girls seem to be more “aggressive” and dominant because they just want c0ck after c0ck and don’t care what kind of c0ck it is.

Most English girls have had more c0cks inside them by 16 than American girls have by 60! So American girls are tighter than English, too, and it feels allll that better.

English girls are mostly cheaters, too. And have horrible skin, most have tattoos slapped all over the places, where American girls have nice clean, pure, fresh skin.

American girls are the greatest.

…and he wonders why he’s still a virgin, bless him