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My most embarrassing moment, has been reading that Dee has spelt embarrassing as ’embarressing’ :lol:
Sorry Dee, now I am embarrassed :oops: :wink:
@will Power wrote:
My most embarrassing moment, has been reading that Dee has spelt embarrassing as ’embarressing’ :lol:
Sorry Dee, now I am embarrassed :oops: :wink:
oh and who appointed you as the spelling police, huh, huh :evil: :wink:
All funny, some gross…………..my fav’s so far……….sunny’s and grim’s, although grim’s was pretty gross :lol:
@Grim Reaper wrote:
Ok here goes woz with this bird a while ago anyway woz round hers and we had sex down stairs on this rug (serious carpet burns i mite Add) anyway done my thing the whip out method it went all over this rug which had alot of black colour to it went round the next day and her mum started asking questions bout this stain i made suttin up like i spilt milk on it woz hard not to laugh and she cleaned it up infront of me.( Haileys mum if ur reading this im sorry i bolted on your rug)
LMFAO I remember you tellin me bout that once…..and to sit there and watch her mother clean it up…..shameful :lol: :lol: :lol:
My worst ever, and there have been a few, was in the Student’s Union at Essex. A thoroughly well packed place was impeding my progress towards the poor students who were forced by their financial short failings to work behind the bar on a Saturday night. God bless them.
Anyroadup, this pikey decided a bit of Spiderman like agility was called for. I began to make my way by hopping from one table to the next – pausing only to laugh at those angered by my dashed daring escapades and look down their girlfriend’s tops.
I’d got about half way across the crowded room and everything was going swimmingly when I chanced a risky manoeuvre that involved balancing briefly on the back of one stout young lady’s chair before making a sidestep onto the safety of the rugby team’s drinking platform.
It would’ve worked as well. However, the stout young lady got up just as I stepped on the back of her chair. The chair tipped and I made a graceful arc before smashing down length ways into the middle of a game of Father Abrahams.
I estimate that about five hundred revellers, out of a crowd of about fifteen hundred, had been following my progress up to that point. Lots of them pointed and laughed. My mate Dave maintains to this day that his girlfriend actually wet herself.
remember my parents taking me and my sister to Bristol Zoo when we were kids, the prize gorilla there had just given birth so was quite a major attraction. Anyway, my father hoisted my little sister onto his shoulders and in a packed room my sister shouted out ‘mummy that gorilla’s got boobies just like yours’.
Kids eh…
@pikey wrote:
My worst ever, and there have been a few, was in the Student’s Union at Essex. A thoroughly well packed place was impeding my progress towards the poor students who were forced by their financial short failings to work behind the bar on a Saturday night. God bless them.
Anyroadup, this pikey decided a bit of Spiderman like agility was called for. I began to make my way by hopping from one table to the next – pausing only to laugh at those angered by my dashed daring escapades and look down their girlfriend’s tops.
I’d got about half way across the crowded room and everything was going swimmingly when I chanced a risky manoeuvre that involved balancing briefly on the back of one stout young lady’s chair before making a sidestep onto the safety of the rugby team’s drinking platform.
It would’ve worked as well. However, the stout young lady got up just as I stepped on the back of her chair. The chair tipped and I made a graceful arc before smashing down length ways into the middle of a game of Father Abrahams.
I estimate that about five hundred revellers, out of a crowd of about fifteen hundred, had been following my progress up to that point. Lots of them pointed and laughed. My mate Dave maintains to this day that his girlfriend actually wet herself.
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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