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Already met my beloved’s mother when she visited the North East. We returned the visit to Hereford at the weekend. This was where I would see the mother for the second time and meet the father: :roll: . We arrived the day before they were due back from their hols so we went out on a pish up on the sat night and after clubbing (way to friggin old but it was a good idea at the time :roll: ), we decided to drink gin once we got back to the house. Well, a girls gotta get comfy at about 3 in the morn, so I preceded to get comfy and put my erm, sleepwear on :wink: . Next morning, beloved’s parents return from holidays and walk into the kitchen to find the empty gin bottle on the table and my clothes and erm under garments strewn all over the kitchen………………my oh friggin my…………what makes it worse was it was as innocent as all ove the above sounds!!!
running upstairs, throwing open parents bedroom door and screaming, “Doddi’s dead”… lets just say I dont think they realised that until they read next mornings papers and put the news on. Dirty old feckas!!! Thank god I’ve moved out now lol :oops: :oops: :oops:
My daughter saying one morning.Oh dont tell me mom your back was hurting last night and dad was pushing it in for you and thats why he was behind you. :oops: :shock: And thats why you was moaning so loud it hurt ! then she walked off and went up stairs tuting at me and her dad. Fs i felt like the 14 yr old that day lol :roll:
1) running for a bus when i was at school, it drove off :roll: saw this beautiful girl looking at me, so i kept on running :oops: ran into a phone box and pretended to make an urgent call….. i wasn’t convincing :oops: :oops:
2) the other day i was walking down the street texting and walked into a crowded bus stop…. the big bit of glass on the side :oops: my neighbour was sitting at it…. and she’s cute. i just said who put that there and walked off :oops: :oops:
there are many more :roll:
When i lived at home, i was about 14 at the time, i was rushing around to find a needle and thread as i had split my school skirt right up the back, the needlework box was under the stairs at my mothers, right next to the front door with glass panels on the top half, i turned around to see the paper boy had been perving at me bending over wearing just my knickers :oops: :lol:
@temptress wrote:
When i lived at home, i was about 14 at the time, i was rushing around to find a needle and thread as i had split my school skirt right up the back, the needlework box was under the stairs at my mothers, right next to the front door with glass panels on the top half, i turned around to see the paper boy had been perving at me bending over wearing just my knickers :oops: :lol:
number 42 right?? :lol:
My little sis embarrassed my mum the other day…
She was outside, with the Neighbours kids, the neighbour was there, and my mum went to call my sister in. She started Moaning, saying she wouldn’t come in, so she had 10 seconds…
She looked at the neighbour and said:
“ANYWAY, MY MUMS MOVING HOUSE BECAUSE SHE DON’T LIKE YOU, OR YOUR KIDS, AND SHE’S MOVING BECAUSE YOU WON’T LET ME PLAY IN YOUR GARDEN.” :lol:Ok here goes woz with this bird a while ago anyway woz round hers and we had sex down stairs on this rug (serious carpet burns i mite Add) anyway done my thing the whip out method it went all over this rug which had alot of black colour to it went round the next day and her mum started asking questions bout this stain i made suttin up like i spilt milk on it woz hard not to laugh and she cleaned it up infront of me.( Haileys mum if ur reading this im sorry i bolted on your rug)
OMG that’s gross :-… Your poor mum :shock:
You should’ve USED A BLOODY CONDOM!!! :lol:
I have had a few but i aint writing them out again sorry :D
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