Eight things women should say to men!

wicked……… :twisted:

1. I’m bored. Let’s shave my p*ssy.

2. Are you sure you have had enough to drink?

3. That fart was great! Do another?

4. Of course I swallow…I love it!

5. No thats OK….you drink beer and watch p*rn…I’ll do the washing up.

6. Just for a change put in up my a*se.

7. How about you get that woman from work to join us?

8. Marriage? No way!

Sadly Carlsberg don’t do girlfriends!