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I have a 100 quid to play with and im looking for some ideas to make money.
I have no morals so anything would be considered.
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lend it to someone and charge them £50 pounds for each week they have it.
Invest it in the company that makes Monopoly, and pretty soon you’ll be a property millionaire with like, hotels and houses and that !
No wait, I’ve landed on Old Kent Road and my aunt just died. Damnation. And your little hat is hopping towards me now . . . . . .you think you can take on my iron ? . . . . . . . . .we shall see . . . . . . .
There was something gratifying about moving the boot around the board.I always went for the greens, regent st etc.
The legacy horse racing system at 70 quid looks good, but feel i would make more lending tinks the money.
Had to laugh at the captain of the the costa concordia saying he slipped and fell in to one of the lifeboats. :lol:
Did parker make the ouija board or was that waddingtons.
@a certain sadness wrote:
Had to laugh at the captain of the the costa concordia saying he slipped and fell in to one of the lifeboats
Don’t be unkind. Both he and I thought he looked very handsome in that uniform. Furthermore it’s hard keeping your footing when you’ve just emptied the contents of the safe.
Anyway forget the dead drowned babies . . . . .did the head waiter get his signal heard or what ?
Was it all in vain ? Surely they didn’t steer miles off course for nothing . . . . . . apparently the Italian tourist industry depends upon this very important fact.
HaHa
The days of dressing up in your finest and retiring to the lounge to die like a man are well over.Its children and crew first.
The company needs to take some responsibility instead of hanging the captain out to dry,they employed him.
Latest is the captain may of changed in his cabin before slipping in to the lifeboat.Bet he looked good dressed as a nun. :)
@a certain sadness wrote:
I have a 100 quid to play with and im looking for some ideas to make money.
Sleep with me and I’ll pay you the same amount. Now we have 200 quid. I then get you bumped off by someone in a Bogart mask for £19.50., including VAT.
With the resultant £180.50 I invest in stocks and shares and before you can say ‘why the hell did I join JC’ . . . . I’m facing Sean Connery while stroking a pus/sy cat on my lap and acting too cool for school.
8) 8)
OK HE WINS (lets face it he’s Sean Connery ffs) . . . .but . . I come out of it all with a slightly disfigured face and £105.00 in very small coins, which I then spend on your headstone.
It’s a win win situation from where I’m standing.
I wont need a headstone im going to have my ashes thrown off the sothampton cowes ferry.
All you would need is the return fare unless you want to stay over in ventnor for the weekend.
Cant i kill you and stroke the pussy :lol:
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