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Am I the only person who has ever stuck my car key in my ear to dig out the wax? Let me rephrase that, cos I don’t actually lend anyone my car key to stick in my ear to dig out the ear wax, what I mean is……..have you ever used your own key in your own ear.
It doesn’t have to be your own key, you can tell me even if it’s a key that belonged to someone else. It doesn’t even have to be your own ear. As long as either the key was your key, or the ear, it doesn’t matter which way around, i.e i could be your ear and someone elses key, or your key and someone elses ear.
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lol@Rubes’
Pec’s here im worryin aboot ya now… lol
here Rubes’ i mind we used to go to the Saturday Matinees’ my dad was always a stickler for handin ur rubbish back to him ie sweetie wrappers etc. I mind this time he gave me an apple to eat… and durin the film, all u could here was… MJ where’s ur apple core.. I was like whattttt… he’s like ur rubbish shakin a wee paper poke… I was like i don’t have rubbish… he ended up makin such a scene.. lol as he thought id thrown away the core n stalk… I just sat blank.. whne the lights went up he had me in tears lookin for the apple core… I was like but i didnt get one… in tears… turned oot i had eaten the whole apple core n pips lol… my big bro said i would grow an apple tree inside lol i was even more distraught lol i mean i had visions of the roots grownin oot me ar5e lol…. mind u these days only thing grownin oot me ar5e is the Farmer Giles lol
here i need to learn to shorten me stories lol
lol@ Rubes…. i have many uses for Yoghart cartons lol
and egg shells lol
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