Dumb???

“I am an Archer Fan too” there I’ve said it, took some guts but at last I’m ‘out’ phew.
The latest story line has been a bit racy, well in my imagination it has, but that could be the result of some new cheese we got from Waitrose/ Netto.

Anyway me old pal me old beauty, I was sorry to read the altercation from early posts and conclude that the bawling session re Private PM’s was a classic case of PMS I hope PB
(is that really Pat Butcher?) will feel better soon.
There’s a pint of Shires waiting for you when you’ve finished the milking

You really shouldn’t egg me on but re Archer’s story line about Jack’s Alzheimer’s progress reminded of a story I heard recently.

A man took his wife to the Doctor and explained that she had been acting strangely and would he check that all was well. The doctor examined her and said “as you suspected there is something wrong with her. It could be one of two things. Alzheimer’s or Aids.” The husband was clearly shocked and asked how he should confirm which. The doctor said “take her for a long drive (preferable blind folded) then get her to get out. Give her a twenty pound note and drive back home without her”. The husband looked puzzled How will that help he asked . The doctor replied “if she comes homes whatever you do don’t sleep with her.”