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  • 30 June, 2006 at 3:44 pm #4534

    Drivel

    A duck walks into a bar and asks: “Got any Bread?”

    Barman says: “No.”

    Duck says: “Got any bread?”

    Barman says: “No.”

    Duck says: “Got any bread?”

    Barman says: “No, we have no bread.”

    Duck says: “Got any bread?”

    Barman says: “No, we haven’t got any f**king bread.”

    Duck says: “Got any bread?”

    Barman says: “No, are you deaf?! We haven’t got any f**king bread, ask me again and I’ll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!”

    Duck says: “Got any nails?”

    Barman says: “No”

    Duck says: “Got any bread?

    30 June, 2006 at 6:29 pm #228980

    dropped-anchor

    Sigh….

    12 July, 2006 at 4:26 pm #228981

    Tory Girl

    :lol: :lol:

    12 July, 2006 at 7:48 pm #228982

    TADpole

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRILLIANT.

    13 July, 2006 at 7:37 am #228983

    Becky

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Class! :lol:

    14 July, 2006 at 8:51 pm #228984

    dee

    I am absolutely shyte at telling jokes but this is the only one I can tell and get right. Only trouble is I’ve been telling it for about 4 years :lol:

    13 August, 2006 at 11:22 am #228985

    wolfs

    Very good ill remember that un

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