1. Drank copious amounts of wine at a lunchtime leaving do that went on a tad too long.
2. Went back to my office, crawled under my desk and went to sleep
3. Woken at about 7pm by my late working colleague who was too kind to leave me for security to turf out
4. Took the bus home from central London (somehow realised I was too drunk to manage the tube)
4. Woke up at the stop before my changeover to find the bus conductor (them were the days!) sitting opposite me with a worried look on his face
5. Made it home about 8.30pm, staggered straight upstairs and went to sleep
6 Woke up at 9:50 on the dot with no alarm or help because somewhere around #3 my brain had registered that the Blues Brothers was on TV at 10pm!
7. Guffawed through the film while reciting the script (another reason, if one were needed, never to go to the cinema with me)