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Well now it’s official. The Scottish branch of the Monster Raving Loony Party – otherwise known as the SNP – has at long last admitted that the Scots drink more alchohol per capita than any other country in Europe (if not in the world).
The sight of a monumentally pissed Jock loony staggering down the road and puking into the gutter has been acknowledged to be the ‘norm’ rather than the exception.
Their answer to this problem??? Charge more for booze. Yes that’s right, make the drunks pay for their pleasures.
The best bit is that this will be achieved by increasing the alchohol duty charged by the ENGLISH exchequer – so the ENGLISH taxpayer will be able to turn a nice profit on the Jock piss artists – whilst enjoying a much cheaper drink in the warmth and comfort of the ENGLISH countryside.
Well it’s entirely the fault of the Scots. If they insist on electing a first minister that looks like a fish and has a name like a fish (Salmon d), then they must expect to be penalised if they drink like a fish.
If any readers are disturbed by the content of this post and feel that they’d like professional counselling, please immediately contact your nearest Scottish branch of Alchoholics Unanimous.
I’m off to open a couple of off licences in Carlisle and Berwick upon Tweed, bbl :lol: :D/
Exactly QM – this underlines the total and unmitigated stupidity of Alex “Fishface” Salmond and his loony SNP.
There is no ‘border’ between England & Scotland in the conventional sense (passports; barriers; customs checks etc) so what’s to stop all the drunken Scots from rampaging south (again) into England and buying up all the booze in sight …. at nice cheap English prices.
With luck we could make quite a lot of money out of all the Jock alchies.
Quite surprising really, as i have always been led to believe that The Scots are quite tight when it comes to their money.
Going back a few years ago, some bloke from EdinBurgh was taken to court for sexual assault on a cat.. The case was throwen out of court due to the fact that the Judge had never heard of a Scot put “ANYTHING” in a kitty.. :lol:
Got a Scottish bloke who lives near me, seen him at the shops, he had dropped a pound.. When he bent down to pick it up, it hit him on the head..
Copper wire was invented by two Scots arguing over a penny
Double glazing is doing great business in Scotland in hope that the children cannot hear the icecream van when it comes round. :lol:
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