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A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.

“Doctor, I don’t feel too good,” said the little Paper bag.

“Hmm, you look OK to me,” said the Doctor, “but I’ll do a blood test and see what that shows,
Come back and see me in a couple of days.”

The little paper bag felt no better when he got Back for the results.

“What’s wrong with me?” asked the little paper bag. “I’m afraid you are HIV positive!” said the doctor. “No, I can’t be – I’m just a little paper bag!” Said the little paper bag.

“Have you been having unprotected sex?” Asked the doctor.

“NO, I can’t do things like that – I’m just a Little paper bag!”

“Well have you been sharing needles with other Intravenous drug users?” Asked the doctor.

“NO, I can’t do things like that – I’m just a Little paper bag!”

“Perhaps you’ve been abroad recently and required a Jab or a blood transfusion?” queried the doctor.

“NO, I don’t have a passport – I’m just a little Paper bag!”

“Well”, said the doctor, “are you in a homosexual Relationship?”

“NO! I told you I can’t do things like that, I’m Just a little paper bag!”

“Then there can be only one explanation.” Said the doctor

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This is good – wait for it …. …. …. …. ….

Nearly there

Your mother must have been a carrier” O:)

@langstraat wrote:

You’re my kind of bloke!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bloke?! BLOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, don’t you dare concede to peer pressure, leave the tash on; its reminiscent of Jason King and guaranteed to tickle one’s fancy. 8)

@pats wrote:

@langstraat wrote:

You’re my kind of bloke!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bloke?! BLOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Told ya dant i you sound like a bloke :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8)

Pinches pats nipples to make her talk a lil higher :twisted: :wink:

I have had half a day hol because i can lol :twisted: :twisted:

Plus i wanna get me bits waxed and could only be fitted in at 3 lol :wink: :wink: