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  • #6871

    Well, I was in the pub yesterday. Sang ‘Anarchy in the UK’ by the Sex Pistols on karaoke, for some reason, at the end I drunkingly did a Roman salute and shouted “vote BNP!”, despite there being a gang of blacks in the pub.

    While at the bar finishing my Newcastle Brown, a guy came up to me – Looked at the badges on my flight jacket then gave me a piece of paper with his phone number and said

    “We’re always looking for people around here for the BNP meetings and stuff, give us a call tomorrow, I’ll kit you out with leaflets, stickers, badges and that. What’s yer name? I’m Tim.. Well done on the karaoke, by the way lad!”

    So, gave him my name and my phone number.

    Drink, is bad for you. I’m now signed up as an active, local BNP activist.

    This is one hangover that won’t go away by popping a strip of codeine!!!!!!!

    Might be OK, though. Ya never know. I like making new friends I guess! lol

    #268002

    Yes Tommy … but if you join the BNP, they’ll make your goat dress up in leather jackboots and stomp around giving Nazi salutes before kicking the crap out of anybody they decide is ”non-white’ or not ‘British’.

    You and your goat will probably end up as a BNP Councillor for some bleak East London wasteland; bankrupt; or put up before the Judge at Leeds Crown court on charges of incitement to racial hatred.

    Anyway look on the bright side ….. Emma will be your new best friend.

    #268003

    I just hope your goats got a british passport and can proove his nationality!! Otherwise he will be out on his hooves :wink:

    #268004

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm……. Arent u supposed to get womens numbers in bars… :-k

    #268005

    The only pubs with “karaoke” are gay bars.

    Is Tommy trying to “come out”?

    We all know he loves his mum and goes “shopping” with her.

    The other signs are:

    No girlfriend but lots of women friends

    Short hair cut

    Piercing

    Tight cloths

    Wincing

    Bitching

    A love of old music

    #268006

    my pubs no gay bar [tho we do have gay customers and they are ace ppl] were a happy lill gang of middle age bikers who love to get rotten and belt out lill ditties by meggadeath slayer and any number of other lite music tunes but to my knowlege no one has given their number to a bnp gorilla you must have been verry verry verry drunk my friend. but youre entitled to vote for who you want, as is everyone else, :wink: but if you dont vote dont criricise those who do however distasteful they may be

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