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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
:lol: I love the tomorrow one best :wink:
I like the Yawn giggles :lol:
Double meanings:
When a woman says: “I need.” It normally means: “I’m going to get.”
@t‘iz Me wrote:
Double meanings:
When a woman says: “I need.” It normally means: “I’m going to get.”
You know us too well Tiz :wink: :lol:
@geoff wrote:
When women say no they mean yes… except when they mean no and we’re supposed to know when no means yes and when we think it means no it usually means yes. But when it means no and we thought it meant yes we usually end up with a kick in the balls.
as much as i hate to give u a compliement geoff but that was funny lol
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
class. :)
lol geoff, very good. so when does no mean yes etc etc lol
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