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  • #201533

    iv also got this coldesore thing on the insode of my mouth! like a huge friggin ulcer!

    but then my gums started to hurt so i am assuming it is my wisdom teeth coming through

    #201534

    @giggles wrote:

    hope that cocoa aint the same kind that made me hallucinate in Amsterdam Morty! :lol:

    you certainly aint got the right footwear on for that kind of experience :wink:

    Soulie, I agree with Morty on this one….chill a bit lad 8)

    I have no idea what you are talking about………. :-s
    But this cocoa sure has a relaxing affect……………….. :wink:

    [good to see you around again giggletastic 8) ]

    #201535

    I never got them….does that make me thick? #-o

    bonjella helps :wink:

    #201536

    @morticia wrote:

    @giggles wrote:

    hope that cocoa aint the same kind that made me hallucinate in Amsterdam Morty! :lol:

    you certainly aint got the right footwear on for that kind of experience :wink:

    Soulie, I agree with Morty on this one….chill a bit lad 8)

    I have no idea what you are talking about………. :-s
    But this cocoa sure has a relaxing affect……………….. :wink:

    [good to see you around again giggletastic 8) ]

    ooo just seen this sorry flower :oops: thanks xxx

    #201537

    One can of Stella makes me ill. Drink German lager, it complies to strict
    purity laws. :wink:

    #201538

    I reckon it’s probably the Ebola virus. You will certainly die but, on the bright side, they probably won’t have time to sack you. :lol:

    #201539

    It sounds like oral leprosy to me. The symptoms are bits of the inside of your mouth falling off. The worst thing you can do is drink any kind of alcohol, especially any kind of german lager because this can accelerate the condition and quicky lead to the gums disintegrating and tooth loss rapidly follows.

    The only cure is to use a mouthwash , but it must be home-made as it can’t be purchased in the UK. What you need is one litre of male donkey urine, add 2 tablespoons of sour milk, a pinch of sea-salt, put this in a blender and drink it cold. Drink this 4 times a day for one week, because if you don’t do it you will die within 2 days. You must also avoid at all costs doing the follwing things as it interferes with the treatment.

    DO NOT
    1) Suck any women’s nipples
    2) Lie at a 45 degree angle
    3) Listen to CD’s of the James Last Orchestra

    #201540

    @soulie wrote:

    yes mum :) my baths ready now anyway, gonna soak and see what happens

    A massage after a bath always makes me feel better too 8)

    #201541

    Oss

    @soulie wrote:

    i don’t think its the drink

    but the insides of my cheek is all cut up, i keep seeing strange colours, and feel dizzy and sick, feel weak also.. and my hands keep shaking

    any clues what i might have? hoping its just the drink, but i felt bad before the drink too.. i think i just made it worse, by trying to make it better with stella

    Stop looking in mirrors and into reflective surfaces, the symptoms will soon clear up :roll: :lol: :lol:

    #201542

    Hope you feel better soon, Soulie xsxsx :)

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