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5 March, 2006 at 10:25 pm #201533
iv also got this coldesore thing on the insode of my mouth! like a huge friggin ulcer!
but then my gums started to hurt so i am assuming it is my wisdom teeth coming through
5 March, 2006 at 10:27 pm #201534@giggles wrote:
hope that cocoa aint the same kind that made me hallucinate in Amsterdam Morty! :lol:
you certainly aint got the right footwear on for that kind of experience :wink:
Soulie, I agree with Morty on this one….chill a bit lad 8)I have no idea what you are talking about………. :-s
But this cocoa sure has a relaxing affect……………….. :wink:[good to see you around again giggletastic 8) ]
5 March, 2006 at 10:28 pm #201535I never got them….does that make me thick? #-o
bonjella helps :wink:
5 March, 2006 at 10:54 pm #201536@morticia wrote:
@giggles wrote:
hope that cocoa aint the same kind that made me hallucinate in Amsterdam Morty! :lol:
you certainly aint got the right footwear on for that kind of experience :wink:
Soulie, I agree with Morty on this one….chill a bit lad 8)I have no idea what you are talking about………. :-s
But this cocoa sure has a relaxing affect……………….. :wink:[good to see you around again giggletastic 8) ]
ooo just seen this sorry flower :oops: thanks xxx
5 March, 2006 at 11:12 pm #201537One can of Stella makes me ill. Drink German lager, it complies to strict
purity laws. :wink:6 March, 2006 at 1:01 am #201538I reckon it’s probably the Ebola virus. You will certainly die but, on the bright side, they probably won’t have time to sack you. :lol:
6 March, 2006 at 2:11 am #201539It sounds like oral leprosy to me. The symptoms are bits of the inside of your mouth falling off. The worst thing you can do is drink any kind of alcohol, especially any kind of german lager because this can accelerate the condition and quicky lead to the gums disintegrating and tooth loss rapidly follows.
The only cure is to use a mouthwash , but it must be home-made as it can’t be purchased in the UK. What you need is one litre of male donkey urine, add 2 tablespoons of sour milk, a pinch of sea-salt, put this in a blender and drink it cold. Drink this 4 times a day for one week, because if you don’t do it you will die within 2 days. You must also avoid at all costs doing the follwing things as it interferes with the treatment.
DO NOT
1) Suck any women’s nipples
2) Lie at a 45 degree angle
3) Listen to CD’s of the James Last Orchestra6 March, 2006 at 6:55 pm #201540@soulie wrote:
yes mum :) my baths ready now anyway, gonna soak and see what happens
A massage after a bath always makes me feel better too 8)
6 March, 2006 at 7:10 pm #201541@soulie wrote:
i don’t think its the drink
but the insides of my cheek is all cut up, i keep seeing strange colours, and feel dizzy and sick, feel weak also.. and my hands keep shaking
any clues what i might have? hoping its just the drink, but i felt bad before the drink too.. i think i just made it worse, by trying to make it better with stella
Stop looking in mirrors and into reflective surfaces, the symptoms will soon clear up :roll: :lol: :lol:
7 March, 2006 at 1:31 am #201542Hope you feel better soon, Soulie xsxsx :)
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