Dog Owners…..

@forumhostpb wrote:

For all you doggy lovers, here is a charming little movie all about dog love featuring a nice little pitbull.

I was particularly impressed by the male dog’s reaction at the end. He would make a really good football supporter eh?

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@abitofmary_j wrote:

Mornin folks x

well…. my Mother deeply ashamed of ME here….. lol i canny stopped laffin aboot it…. I was mindin my own business in oor garden…. Hosing down the garden…. when I noticed this ole git whom everyday 4 times a day uses the green belt with his fleabiten dug… whilest he drinks fae a can of Carling( image drinkin Carling when Tennents.!) watchin it shyte all over the place……. when my hose acciendently fired over his way… and knocked his can fae his hands…… OOOpppppsss i said…. sorry aboot that the ole git was ragin…. i was like ohhh dear the Hose is really oot of control…. abit like ur dugs ar5e eh… under my breathe like lol God it felt guid… i hope the weather fine all the time as I like helpin my mother oot hosein the garden doon lol my mother said… he could get u done for Assualt lol assualt by a Hose… lol now I know with te sayin ya need a guid hosing doon lol

MJ thats f*ckin hilarious. I,ve bin sat ere p*sing meself. Good for you hun.xxx :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(Glad you could make some sense of it – nobody else could!!! – Ed)

No I don’t mean that Koreans are dog lovers in the sense that they love dogs (although most Korean women are pretty unattractive), I mean that they are dog lovers in the sense that they love dog – if you see what I mean……!

PS: The new RSPCA sponsored book of Korean cookery is entitled ”1000 Ways to wok your dog”

@tommy-toxen wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

No I don’t mean that Koreans are dog lovers in the sense that they love dogs (although most Korean women are pretty unattractive), I mean that they are dog lovers in the sense that they love dog – if you see what I mean……!

PS: The new RSPCA sponsored book of Korean cookery is entitled ”1000 Ways to wok your dog”

i hate you….

…..for making me laugh about poor doggies being cooked

Hmmmmm don’t you believe it Tom. Even when you think they’re asleep they hear everything.

Still…………she won’t know what your laughing about eh……..and I won’t tell her……………………for a price :evil: :lol: :lol:

good job jackie is asleep to not hear me laughing at the thought of her being boiled

@drivel wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

I have the same problem as pats my dog no matter how long we are out WILL NOT go anyway except at home not that its a problemas he has acres to go in.
and PB thats so not true dogs and their owners are not alike my dog is fit handsome and gorgeous and he sometimes gets on my bed for a cuddle even though he is a fecking great german shepherd he still his mums baby at times lol, we all need cuddles sometimes u know :D

Dog’s are very much like humans – they get embarrassed doing their “business” in public – that why you see loads of guys at urinals trying to cover their richards whilst having a pee – in fact there are a few grips for this the most popular one seems to be the “posh china cup hold” – grasp the penis between thumb and next finger – then spread the rest of your hand out to cover the penis
If your a big boy of course you wont be doing this – you will be shaking it about from a base grip – talking aloud – trying to get everyones attention – BUt I digress

What I meant top say FA – is let the dog off the leash – it wont take long for them to sniff – circle and poo or pee

Thanks for the advise but he is rarely on a lead there is not the need around these parts as a rule lol he obviously just a shy boy like u say has to use his own toilet in private