Doa to be ban for life.

@star07 wrote:

@anita Gofradump wrote:

@star07 wrote:

wow do you have a lot of stalkers then :?:
you can send me a application form if you want but dont think i will be sending it back
i was looking at the thread a few days ago and noticed you had done one like doa’s thats all
and when i looked to see if anything else had been added i noticed you had changed yours
so i asked you why. so you can shoot me for daring to ask if you want but i cant help it im nosey
and wanted to know and now you have told me im happy with that for now
let me know which wall you want me to stand by ready for been shot and i will make sure i keep away from it ok :roll:

One is afraid one does attract the baaarmy fruitcake. Heavens above! How smashing! (as i’m sure you know!) Well I say – although one is sure you just try to pass off as just a innocent passer by :roll: .

I will indeed put you an application form here for you to fill out, afterall if you want to do a job, you must do it properly :wink:

I think you will also find the topic was last updated about 3 week’s ago, and pages back, so you would indeed have no genuine reason to read it, so please if you going to spew bullsh!t, at least try and make it convincing, it does make it more interesting for everyone.

I’m afraid under European law i’m sadly not able to shoot you, even at your request.
Also i’m very happy you have a sense of satisfaction now, i would hate to see a dissapointed reader.

Should you wish to take up the offer, feel free to fill in this application form attached below.

Hello again Gofradump

You dont believe me im so shocked do you normally have a proplem with that or is it just with
someone who asks why you have changed something
i read this thread on the 24th someone sent me the link for something that was posted on page 5
while i was here i read the rest i only decided to join a few days ago and i noticed that someone else
had added to this thread so your smart but not quiet as smart as you thought
i have no need to lie because what you think or may think you know makes no difference to me
your just another name on a board just as i am

mind saying that i have enjoyed reading some of your posts and after you mentioned the stalker form
i read a few other posts to see if you was good enough for me to bother stalking i think i will wait a while before i decide if id like been one of your stalkers
so i might get back to you on that one

i just might decide to stalk you without filling in the form i havent made my mind up about that one yet either
or i just might get bored and decide to leave you alone i guess you will find out soon enough

thank you for your reply though and been so quick to pass on the form

ooooooooooh :shock:

Is that a “dont call me I’ll call you”? :lol: 8)

@star07 wrote:

:lol: :lol: noooo he has been good enough to take the time and put the form on here
so i will really think about it
he just forgot to say what the rate of pay is :D

I forgot to ask that important fact! :oops: damn

Dear Miss/Mrs Star07,

P.S. Should you decide to take up the offer of stalking without filling in the form provided, you will indeed miss out on the perks that come with it, i.e. company vehicle, pension scheme, and being labelled a boring basterd.
With such tempting offers, i sincerely hope you decide to fill in the form and become a registerd stalker, this position is open for you at anytime.

@sharongooner wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

I wonder… Hmm :lol: I don’t think I am cut out for that job 8)

You not one for blending into the background and putting on a disguise then?

Its 2nd nature to me, comes with my SAS training. :lol:

No it’s not for me, I’m too “bull in a china shop” for that malarky!

@anita Gofradump wrote:

Dear Miss/Mrs Star07,

I did infact think you was telling porky pies, or maybe just simply confused.
Please accept my humble apologies.
However you stating i am not quite as clever as i may think, i indeed concur to this, im sure i’m much more infamous than i ever give myself credit for.

Loving as ever,

The King

P.S. Should you decide to take up the offer of stalking without filling in the form provided, you will indeed miss out on the perks that come with it, i.e. company vehicle, pension scheme, and being labelled a boring basterd.
With such tempting offers, i sincerely hope you decide to fill in the form and become a registerd stalker, this position is open for you at anytime.

Hello
Its ok maybe i should have said in the first place how i came to read your posts
but it doesnt matter im more intrested in this stalking job i dont need a car i love the one i have so would you replace it with something else like a bigggggg pay rise
:D