do you speak blonde?

BLONDE PASSENGER;

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS
GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE 1ST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER
TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES: “I’M BLOND, I’M BEAUTIFUL, I’M GOING TO TORONTO AND I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.”

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND
THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS
THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON’T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT
BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND
RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES: “I’M BLONDE, I’M
BEAUTIFUL, I’M GOING TO TORONTO & I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE”

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE
POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO
WON’T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS: “YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I’LL HANDLE THIS. I’M
MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.” HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE
AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS: “OH, I’M SORRY.” AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASK HIM WHAT HE
SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. “I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN’T GOING TO TORONTO.