Do you like your neighbours?

I got a woman of forty divorced & her two nieces living with her next door to me :P :P :P when I get the hedge cutters out to do the conifers she` always without fail asks me round to do the other side , which im happy to do we chat , have a smoke & a beer or too & believe it or not I sometimes flirt .

Other side two OAP`s .

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@bat wrote:

I had to vote other because on one side I have great neighbours but the other side, Jesus, I wish they,d move. Dad is seriously ugly and he walks like he,s cr*apped himself, and as for HER, she,s fat, ugly, got a mouth like a sewer, the only word she knows is f**k. I,m sure her kids first words must have been f**k thats all she ever says to them. And you should hear them in the summer when they get the karaoke machine out!! FFS it should be a criminal offence to put people through that. When they get her sister round(who is also a sewer gob) and they all sit outside until the early hours getting pis*ed as farts, it,s sheer torture. They thoroughly deserve the hangovers they get in the morning for making all that racket. When she looses her temper, which is fairly frequently and STOMPS up the stairs, screaming, she sounds like a bloody T REX. My house shakes. Shes not fussy either about screaming at them in the early hours or very early in the morning, if they dare to disturb her. Shes an ignorant fat pig basically. Christ knows why she had kids.

you dont like them then? :D

yup. left hand side are really friendly.2 teenage sons who are polite and rarely make a row even when their parents go away an leave em alone.

right hand side also okay.shes a bit loud an he perves over fence wen i hang me washing out…….(must stop doin it in me shorts n vest jim jams.lol)but basically fine.we also ave barbies tgether in summer and get pi/ssed. :lol:

@token_male wrote:

@bat wrote:

I had to vote other because on one side I have great neighbours but the other side, Jesus, I wish they,d move. Dad is seriously ugly and he walks like he,s cr*apped himself, and as for HER, she,s fat, ugly, got a mouth like a sewer, the only word she knows is f**k. I,m sure her kids first words must have been f**k thats all she ever says to them. And you should hear them in the summer when they get the karaoke machine out!! FFS it should be a criminal offence to put people through that. When they get her sister round(who is also a sewer gob) and they all sit outside until the early hours getting pis*ed as farts, it,s sheer torture. They thoroughly deserve the hangovers they get in the morning for making all that racket. When she looses her temper, which is fairly frequently and STOMPS up the stairs, screaming, she sounds like a bloody T REX. My house shakes. Shes not fussy either about screaming at them in the early hours or very early in the morning, if they dare to disturb her. Shes an ignorant fat pig basically. Christ knows why she had kids.

you dont like them then? :D

Is it that obvious then? :wink: :wink: :wink:

Actually all in all, neighbours suck…..