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I’d been invited round my new girlfriends for tea to meet the parents.
It was going quite well till I needed the loo and couldn’t flush the little booger down.
No matter how I tried it just floated there.
I fished it out and wrapped it in some loo paper and put it under the girlfriends bed for safe keeping but the dog ran down stairs with it while we were eating.
Luckily for me I managed to get it off him without being noticed and put it in the fridge out of harms way.
But, I completely forgot about it.
I just wonder who found it and basically what the story was after I left.
I didn’t bother with her after that.@~Pebbles~ wrote:
pink, pats and shaz..what a bunch of thieving bas.tards :lol: :lol:
HAAAA! that proper made me laugh out loud. :lol: :lol: :lol: True though…I had a criminal record for a while (Honest) look at me now…I wouldn’t even exceed the speed limit, all the flash Ba*tards overtake me , I just put me two fingers up out the window now. :lol:
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I’m lost for words now!
I once smoked a cigarette in the bathroom at home, and I don’t think my parents ever found out???!!!
Can I be as ‘daring’ as the rest of you with that one?
:roll: :lol:
I’m not the ‘nice’ person you see here, I am in fact a machine gun totin, grenade carrying, semtex waving, dynamite carrying terrorist……… I keep all the explosive underneath me nuns habit!!!!!!!!!!!! :oops: :wink:
@cath 55 wrote:
I’m not the ‘nice’ person you see here, I am in fact a machine gun totin, grenade carrying, semtex waving, dynamite carrying terrorist……… I keep all the explosive underneath me nuns habit!!!!!!!!!!!! :oops: :wink:
course you are cath, inbetween hugging us all innit :wink:
lol sharon ok you wanna know something really good??????? I AM A SURVIVOR!!!!!!! yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lololol :D :wink:
@cath 55 wrote:
lol sharon ok you wanna know something really good??????? I AM A SURVIVOR!!!!!!! yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lololol :D :wink:
:lol: lol bless ya cath xxx you sound happy!
@sharongooner wrote:
@cath 55 wrote:
lol sharon ok you wanna know something really good??????? I AM A SURVIVOR!!!!!!! yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lololol :D :wink:
:lol: lol bless ya cath xxx you sound happy!
couldnt be further from the truth sharon but you know what i will be!!!!!!! gives sharon a great big huggle!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxx
@cath 55 wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
@cath 55 wrote:
lol sharon ok you wanna know something really good??????? I AM A SURVIVOR!!!!!!! yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lololol :D :wink:
:lol: lol bless ya cath xxx you sound happy!
couldnt be further from the truth sharon but you know what i will be!!!!!!! gives sharon a great big huggle!!!!!!!!!!! xxxx
aww, thanks hun, needed that x 8)
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