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@catmanblue wrote:
@bat wrote:
This is very serious. Come on PB own up, what have you done with them, eh? eh? :wink:
catsDont worry batty bat I’m still safe and sound x :wink:
Now where did I leave that hammer :twisted: :mrgreen: :- :- :lol: :lol: :lol:
This missing cats matter is now getting serious! It featured in a half page article in today’s Daily Telegraph – same map; same locations of missing cats; same “triangle” BUT the DT superimposed road names (in an attempt to be helpful no doubt).
I can’t be bothered to Google for the name of the Chinese take-away in Meriden Avenue, but interestingly enough none of the Press OR the RSPCA have noticed this link.
BTW: cat meat when cooked looks and tastes remarkably like chicken. If the population of Stourbridge start saying “Miaow” to each other we will have our answer to this mystery.
Sorry to hang on the tail of this thread but…..
”It’s finger lickin good” I hear!
:)
@forumhostpb wrote:
This missing cats matter is now getting serious! It featured in a half page article in today’s Daily Telegraph – same map; same locations of missing cats; same “triangle” BUT the DT superimposed road names (in an attempt to be helpful no doubt).
I can’t be bothered to Google for the name of the Chinese take-away in Meriden Avenue, but interestingly enough none of the Press OR the RSPCA have noticed this link.
BTW: cat meat when cooked looks and tastes remarkably like chicken. If the population of Stourbridge start saying “Miaow” to each other we will have our answer to this mystery.
How do you know cat meat tastes like chicken??!! Those poor little pussy cats have gone missing, never to be seen again and all you can do is suggest they,ve been made into sweet and sour at the local chinky. tut. :evil:
*btw I,m not laughing at you because it just encourages you* :lol:Well it was more likely “Chicken” chow mein than sweet & sour … but no matter.
I’ve unwittingly eaten cat meat (in Malta) so I speak from personal experience. Mind you it was presented to me as “rabbit” but they are pretty similar.
So come on you people of Stourbridge – own up. You all like eating a little bit of pussy don’t you?
Here’s a message from a local Chinese take-away owner to his customers: “Here’s hoping you have a Merry Miaow ……. oooops I mean Christmas”
‘Tain’t funny! :evil:
unlucky fried kitten anyone ?
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