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soz mary dont mean to go off topic lol ………ruby i just finished readin ‘may contain nuts’ by john o farrell the way u talk bout kids etc i think u will really love this book lol absolutely hilarious lol…..
hugssssssssss xxx
Right here we go – I’m not complete but I’m nearly there
Guest List :-
Me – I’m no one important – except to me mum – but it’s my bloody party
Me Dad – Cos he’s been dead nearly a year now – and I never got to take him to half the places I wanted to – nor tell him how much I loved him
John Lennon – cos I think he was the greatest songwriter ever – he can entertain us with a few tunes Then he can tell us why the fcuk – he got involved with that bloody jap
Adolf Hitler – we are gonna ask him what did he really have against the jews ?? – and why he sported that silly tash – and if he fancies Emma – who unfortuantely isn;t invited
Marilyn Monoroe – well it was a toss up between her and Emma – and Marilyn just nudged it She’s here cos I think she’s sex on legs without being a skinny – love those lips too – she’s mine tonight – cos it’s MY party
George Best the greatest footballer I have ever seen – why the fcuk did he ruin his life with drink – a bit more control – he woudl have been wowing the ladies way until his 80’s – He can keep his eyes of Mar tho – she’s mine
Jesus – yes Jesus – is he for real – was he a wind up – was he a nutter – or was he really the son of God – all wil be revealed after a few pints
Robert De Niro – greatest actor of his generation – can play any part – i’d love to hear his life story – but he can keep his hands off Mar
Peter Kay – funny as fcuk – his comments on everyday events and his twist on things are brilliant – he can entertain us
Keith Floyd – bit of a pss artist too – but he can cook first – then have a few bevvies – he’s a hoot when rat assed
Kim Basinger – sexiest woman alive – loved her in those Pretty Polly ads – she’s here as 1st reserve if the unthinkable happens and Mar disses me
Karen Robinson – an ex girlfriend , who was shot and killed by a jealous boyfriend Her life was taken away at the age of 23 – what a waste – I have always felt her presence – she’s be in her 40’s now and probably a fine lovely successful lady
The theme will be Eat drink and be Merry – Keith is cooking – so I expect loads of fish dishes – fresh mussels , lobster , crab salmon turbot and a few T Bone steaks – we geordies dont do posh
Fosters lager and champagne to drink – Ginger Beer for Besty
I,m sittign between Kim and Mar – the rest of the fcekers can fight over the remaining seatsruby thats just up the road from me lol……beanhill me u must have been coffee hall or somewhere close………how long ago woz it rubes??
hugsssssss xxx
waits for invite too dinner :roll: :roll: :roll:
@drivel wrote:
Right here we go – I’m not complete but I’m nearly there
Guest List :-
Me – I’m no one important – except to me mum – but it’s my bloody party
Me Dad – Cos he’s been dead nearly a year now – and I never got to take him to half the places I wanted to – nor tell him how much I loved him
John Lennon – cos I think he was the greatest songwriter ever – he can entertain us with a few tunes Then he can tell us why the French Connection UK – he got involved with that bloody jap
Adolf Hitler – we are gonna ask him what did he really have against the jews ?? – and why he sported that silly tash – and if he fancies Emma – who unfortuantely isn;t invited
Marilyn Monoroe – well it was a toss up between her and Emma – and Marilyn just nudged it She’s here cos I think she’s sex on legs without being a skinny – love those lips too – she’s mine tonight – cos it’s MY party
George Best the greatest footballer I have ever seen – why the French Connection UK did he ruin his life with drink – a bit more control – he woudl have been wowing the ladies way until his 80’s – He can keep his eyes of Mar tho – she’s mine
Jesus – yes Jesus – is he for real – was he a wind up – was he a nutter – or was he really the son of God – all wil be revealed after a few pints
Robert De Niro – greatest actor of his generation – can play any part – i’d love to hear his life story – but he can keep his hands off Mar
Peter Kay – funny as French Connection UK – his comments on everyday events and his twist on things are brilliant – he can entertain us
Keith Floyd – bit of a pss artist too – but he can cook first – then have a few bevvies – he’s a hoot when rat assed
Kim Basinger – sexiest woman alive – loved her in those Pretty Polly ads – she’s here as 1st reserve if the unthinkable happens and Mar disses me
Karen Robinson – an ex girlfriend , who was shot and killed by a jealous boyfriend Her life was taken away at the age of 23 – what a waste – I have always felt her presence – she’s be in her 40’s now and probably a fine lovely successful lady
The theme will be Eat drink and be Merry – Keith is cooking – so I expect loads of fish dishes – fresh mussels , lobster , crab salmon turbot and a few T Bone steaks – we geordies dont do posh
Fosters lager and champagne to drink – Ginger Beer for Besty
I,m sittign between Kim and Mar – the rest of the fcekers can fight over the remaining seatsTut drivvs wheres my invite ffs, thought we were mates, u need some young blood in ur party too lmao. I am most upset now.
lol.@tommy-toxen wrote:
dinner for 12?
a couple of tubes , few E sandwiches – sorted!
tsk tsk TT…. sum party eh lol
drivel liked ur’s… infact ya got me thinkin did i do enough effort in my explaintion of why they were invited….. lol
this is a cool one abito !!
id invite my nan cos the last time i spoke to her before she died the pips went before i told her i loved her,
joe dimaggio cos he could tell me why marilyn married him,
my mate pete cos he never turned to me when he killed himself although i always tried to be there,
james dean to ask him why he had such a death wish and why he was never happy with his lot,
isaac newton just because he was smart and to query his theories !!
john lennon to ask why he thought so little of julian yet loved sean with all his heart, plus wtf he saw in yoko !!
richard burton…because he was an amazing actor with the sexiest voice ever,
elizabeth taylor cos she and richard were meant to be…im a romantic at heart !!
nostrodamus…was he a visionary ??
heath ledger….do i need to explain !!
me of course,
my mum cos shes the best and i love her..plus imagine if she got it on with richard burton !!
to eat….
venison in a red wine sauce with shallots roasted veg an butternut squash. sweet potato and mushroom pate, chocolate sponge with a vanilla custard. follwed with cheese an bix and loads of booze… no music a 20s theme and conversations to die for….
:lol: :lol: :lol:my dinner for 12…
drinks:
food:
guests:
1. Mr Lordi (national hero)
2. Amen (damn good artist)3. Kalle (my late friend, would be nice to see him again…)
4. Sami (also my late friend, Kalle’s best friend…)
5. Erika (my friend)
then… I’d like to invite some of you JC people to experience this unique Finnish social evening :twisted: :twisted:
6. Tommi
7. Sauli
8. Pekka
9. Marja
and then the wicked witches of JC:
10. Taina,
11. Sian,
12. Giggles
and this will be the milieu:
oooo I feel honoured thankyou BB :D :D :D I aint even thought about mine yet…. my brain hurts tonight :roll: will get back to this thread
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