Dinner for 12

thinkin bout this one arbito got as far as the menu lol…….in the immortal words of arnie…’Ill be back’ pml

hugssssssss

simon, andy, oscar, stevie and dan from ocs

plus chris craddock.. stevies dad and band manager

mr weller, i’ll take tommy, rainny and beatty blue with me also

cantona would be there also.. and i would pretty much like roger daltry there too

we would have a curry, i’m not fussed where i sit.. just as long as rainny and beatty blue are eiather side of me :)

was it not.. ok you can come too then mary :)

theme …….the good the bad n the ugly

GUEST LIST

muhammed ali….anyone who ever watched that fantastic interview with micheal parkinson will know why,,,,he is funny articulate and one of the worlds greatest showmen

Dawn French ……without a doubt one of the funniest women on the showbiz circuit

davina mccall……..sparkly witty an says it how it is lol

Peter sellars……..i have seen all his films and his last film ‘bein there’ was one of the best

spike milligan………..epitaph …….i told em i woz ill pmsl

derek from big brother ……the immortal line theres more mince in that walk than there is in the freezer woz hilarious

my mate donna lol…..she looks an talks like an essex girl (sorry to all the essex girls but u know wot i mean) white stilletoes etc…….but i was at a conference recently and at the hotel bar in the evenin it woz full of executive managers who bought her drinks all night an thought they may get some sort of entertainment…….she turned the discussion round to a serious subject and they all sat there in amazement ….she wiped the floor wiv em pml. she is in fact very articulate and intelligent lol and can hold her own in any situation

James i’m not from belfast lol…….he could bring his exclusive sarcasm n wit to the conversation

JA straight abrupt and to the point lol hmmmmmm nuvver one who has a certain way wiv words lol

john smith the labour politician who died some years ago, i always thought he was articulate and seemed real somehow ……. not a political animal me but would have voted for him

cynthia payne to dish the dirt pml

oh an me cos i’m the hostess lol

right seating arrangements…….. spike milligan…dawn french….James …. cynthia payne…. john smith….donna …..derek from big brother fame……me…..muhammed ali ……JA….peter sellars……davina mccall

MENU

water cress soup with radio ham ( no spike he didnt fallen in the water lol)
a little holy water ….. irish coffee wiv whiskey from anywhere but belfast….fruity sauces….red cabbage…….mince…….some fresh punch in the hope of gettin everyone drunk so they wont care bout the menu ……touch of vinegar……….clouseau sponge …..followed by big bro cheese n crackers …….. well i am a little inebriated right now so it makes sense to me pmsl and remember i only do wot the voices tell me pml

wobbly hugssssss xxxxx *hic* pml

ooooooo ruby never met nuvve billie holiday fan absolutely fantastic as is ray charles…….georgia by ray charles one of my all time favs

hugsssssssss xxx

did u see lady sings the blues ruby??? soz mary i diverse lol