diff Valentines verses….

here for the married men verse for you to put on ur card lol

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way.

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe “go to hell”.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime.