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Totally agree Sian…it’s cheaper, less space, you know you are really dead and it’s environmentally friendly!
You’d feel hot
@lil fek wrote:
@woohoo wrote:
LOL.. That’s why i’ve always said that when i die (Was going to say IF then lol).. I want to be buried with a syringe, containing a lethal poison!!
Why not just be cremated?
Because it would just be my luck, that i’d wake up whilst going through the furnace!!
Didnt someone mention the fact that ya full of embalming chemicals to stop you stinking would sorta ensure you were dead (sorry to spoil it like)
You don’t have to be embalmed if you get it done within a couple of days…makes it even cheaper!
Visions of Woohoo injecting himself as he heads for the fire lolol
Ah you say get it done within a couple of days, but you died, you might pay extra for a quickie so to speak then they just take their time :?
No it would be cheaper if you had said no, before you died, to embalming. If they keep you hanging around after that’s their prob.
MMMMMM just imagine waking up in your coffin in time to hear the crematorium workers saying “Better give this one gas mark 7 Harry” and then the oven door slamming as they shut you in!!!
Wood is a good insulator, so it would take several minutes before you started to cook properly. Mind you, they wouldn’t hear you screaming above the roaring of the gas flames…… and nobody would ever know !!!
@forumhostpb wrote:
MMMMMM just imagine waking up in your coffin in time to hear the crematorium workers saying “Better give this one gas mark 7 Harry” and then the oven door slamming as they shut you in!!!
Wood is a good insulator, so it would take several minutes before you started to cook properly. Mind you, they wouldn’t hear you screaming above the roaring of the gas flames…… and nobody would ever know !!!
How to cremate: BBC1..
Preheat Furnace to gas mark 7..
Here’s one i did earlier.. :shock:
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